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lalahaha - menopause mambo lyrics

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cold outside, but i don’t need a jacket
shrug off that chanel i bought
temperature high like my tax bracket
who knew 50 felt this hot

up all night just tossing and turning
3am, then 4+5+6
all those years that i spent yearning
for me time, now i got my fix

it’s the menopause mambo
dancing our way through this magical age
the menopause mambo
watch as we heat up the stage

skins dried up, but i got moisturizer
its top shelf just like my tits
every night i was seth meyers
i could eat him up to bits

seth meyers, seth meyеrs
seth meyers
talk about thе late night snack
seth meyers (seth seth seth s+x), seth meyers
seth meyers
i watch him, and it brings on a heat stroke attack
i tell my husband, don’t turn off the tv
hey, seth, why don’t you take a closer look at me?
i need to go to the store

i have mastered multitasking
s+xting while i grocery list
“what’s for dinner?” he keeps asking
honey, tonight i’m serving this!

it’s the menopause mambo
sashaying, risqué+ing, through symptoms with praise
the menopause mambo
we’re finally coming of age

[spoken]
joseph, put down that copy of catcher in the rye and pick up this bildungsroman

i’m clocking out, i need a s+x on the beach. and i don’t mean the c+cktail, i mean me and seth meyers on martha’s vineyard

that’s right

[sung]
i own a second home, i own a second home
don’t tax my second home, woah

[spoken]
woah, it’s getting hot in here. is that the hot flashes, or is it the white house correspondents dinner the year that seth meyers hosted?
is he married? i’ll k!ll her

[sung]
it’s the menopause mambo

[spoken]
i’ll talk to stacy when she’s ready to apologize

[sung]
heat strokes and dryness all over the place

[spoken]
i’m so sick and tired of billie eloise on the red carpet. it’s not flattering. i’m sorry, it’s not flattering

[sung]
it’s the menopause mambo

[spoken]
hey siri, play “fight song” by rachel platten

[sung]
top billing at our middle age

[spoken]
so demi lovato, is non+binary? okay? okay
[sung]
i need to go to the store (need to go to the store)
need to go to the store
seth!

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