lancashire hotpots - a lancashire dj lyrics
oh, i’m a dj and i’ll make you dance
wi’ a little bit o techno a little bit of trance
play anything that you like from eric prydz to paul van
dyk
got two turntables and a microphone
i’ll play some house for your aunty joan
i know just how fert rock the place
wi’ a little bit of hardcore drum and b-ss
in ’88 i were on a bender
i ended up in the hacienda
the summer of love you had to be there
it were all house music, smileys and flares
i danced so hard, i split me keks
the very next day i bought some decks
and ever since that fateful day i’ve been a lancashire
dj
oh, i’m a dj and i’ll make you dance
wi’ a little bit o techno a little bit of trance
play anything that you like from eric prydz to paul van
dyk
got two turntables and a microphone
i’ll play some house for your aunty joan
i know just how fert rock the place
wi’ a little bit of hardcore drum and b-ss
now while the wife is baking cakes
i’m at the labour club playing breaks
every tuesday at the old folks home
i play ’em mashups and they never moan
i sometimes go down to the vets for a four hour techno
set
i’ve got a pa from me uncle harry
we’ll have a midnight rave at the cash & carry
oh, i’m a dj and i’ll make you dance
wi’ a little bit o techno a little bit of trance
play anything that you like from eric prydz to paul van
dyk
got two turntables and a microphone
i’ll play some house for your aunty joan
i know just how fert rock the place
wi’ a little bit of hardcore drum and b-ss
well, i’m always asked for requests
i ‘ant always got ’em but i do me best
me aunty mable loves klf
but i ‘aft play it loud coz she’s half deaf
daft punk are the favourites of mr patel
but he’ll listen to a little bit of faithless as well
i nearly give me grandma a heart attack
when i crank up the hits from the bas-m-nt jaxx
oh, i’m a dj and i’ll make you dance
wi’ a little bit o techno a little bit of trance
play anything that you like from eric prydz to paul van
dyk
got two turntables and a microphone
i’ll play some house for your aunty joan
i know just how fert rock the place
wi’ a little bit of hardcore drum and b-ss
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