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larry the cable guy - christmas commentary lyrics

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get a job, you b-m b-m b-m b-m
money dont grow on trees, you b-m b-m b-m b-m,

silent farts, deadly farts,
all was calm, not for long,

oh come on ye little forner c
ome and get them green cards
and learn some d-mn english and than how to drive

i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
so i wouldnt have to hear her b-tch

blue b-lls, blue b-lls
its doller night, at the t-tty club
see them dance on my pants, soon it will be bathroom time

you better watch out i think shes a guy
i aint quite sure but somethin aint right

janet reno? s comin to town

donny the r-t-rd had an 8 pound water head
he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
‘my names donny?,

the first queir santa clause wore red leather chaps,
and a pair of white shorty sorts
that had a hole in the back,

i p-ssed my pants, the tolit was just to far
i drunk to much d-mn beer
i tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
and i p-ssed right through my drawers
riright through my wrangler drawers,
i p-ssed
i p-ssed
right my wrangler drawers

- larry the cable guy lyrics

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