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laurdiy - roast yourself rap challenge lyrics

[verse]
hey it’s laurdiy, but that’s not my name
but no one can remember it despite the fame
people only know you ’cause you ’bout that diy game
but they all really know that you’re the queen of being lame
haven’t you done that before? did you steal that off of pinterest?
girl, your vids are boring, truly are the simplest
we know you blast the saturation just to make things cute
and those views are only yours ’cause you’re in a swimsuit
yo, you facetuned those curves, where’s yo b-tt and yo b–bs?
that might fly on insta but not youtubes
and what’s up with that hair, it was cool in 2010
it doesn’t look good now and it didn’t back then
you’re a joke of a canadian, so far from being cool
superwoman, drake, you’re the weakest in the pool
puttin’ up another peace sign just to hide your face
out here in la, you’ll never find your place
la is for top dogs, and all you got are seals
and those insta followers, those are dogs, they’re not real
chilling with stuffed animals ’cause you have no friends
and it’s weird that you love them even more than your boyfriend
we see you with your fairy lights, thinking that you’re tumblr
we get you have cartier, you really should be humbler
all you wear is brandy, you’re the queen of being basic
really nothing special in a sea of faces
what’s up with your brows, did they disappear?
without all that makeup, your face, it gives me fear
that scar on your forehead, it’s really so distracting
we know you play it cool but it’s apparent that you’re acting
fifty thousand dollars down the drain
for a useless degree that caused you so much pain
now you’re job is the internet and yeah, that’s pretty dope
but what comes after that, you legit have no hope
you should probably say “literally” one more d-mn time
it really shows your intellect and let’s your smart shine
that’s not how you use it, not grammatically correct
you’re such a disgrace, show the world some respect
now let’s cut to the chase, this has gone on to long
you’re a basic blonde-haired asian trying to sing a rap song
stick to “diy girl,” that’s all you know
you’re rhymes are horrendous
and so is your flow

[outro]
so is your flow
so is your flow
so is your flow

- laurdiy lyrics

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