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lauren flans - wine country lyrics

[verse 1]
it’s your birthday comin’ up, the 6th of july – yeah
got a present so sweet, it’ll make you cry – uh
it’s a treat for your lips, girl, gonna make your mouth water
you been achin’ for this; it’s just what the doctor ordered

[verse 2]
climb into my ride and lean the seat way back
we about to go to heaven; ain’t nothin’ you gotta pack – uh
close your eyes real tight; open your throat up wide
‘cause soon i’m gonna fill you up inside

[verse 3]
b-tch, i’m takin’ you to wine country
to show you you’re the only girl for me
we gonna take the 101
‘cause the 5 is for f-ggots
(golden state f-ggots)

[verse 4]
gonna shack up at a b&b
ask them to recommend some wineries
but we’ll only patronize the ones
that are family owned
(main street, not wall street)

[verse 5]
ain’t gonna spare no expense; this vineyard’s all up on my d-ck – uh
i’ll drop a thousand on a chateau cheval blanc if it’s sick – yeah
i’m-a make it rain; throwin’ so much cash i’m scarin’ ya
but for real, if it rain, they got an indoor tasting area

[verse 6]
later on, s-x you up by a lake right as the sun is setting
explore your whole body; not one part i’ll be forgetting
you’re gonna feel just like a princess in a golden palace
but no oral on this trip; girl, i gotta save my palette – uh

[verse 7]
mad respect for wine country
sometimes we’ll have to pay a tasting fee
they’re in place to offset the cost
of maintaining the vineyard
(luxury isn’t free)

break it down…

[breakdown]
if we get peckish later on, we’ll get a charcuterie plate – uh
that’s meat and cheese and olives; all that sh-t that tastes great – yeah
don’t look so surprised, girl
my tastes are refined, girl

[verse 8]
just ‘cause i got a grill and i’m a street hood don’t mean for a thrill that i can’t eat good
i didn’t come to napa just to tap ya fly, tanned booty – nah
while we here, gonna sample wines both dry and fruity – ohhh
girl, you f-ckin’ fine, on fire in dem jeans
and if we’re drunk on too much wine, we’ll hire a limousine
we’ll go get some virgin olive oil; hump in it ‘til morning
‘cause the fact that i know how to cl-ssify tannins makes you so d-mn h-rny

[verse 9]
that night while you’re on top of me
we’ll review the finer points of viscosity
i’ll learn you up on malolactic fermentation –
b-tch, their ain’t no stoppin’ me
and when my junk’s in your mouth, you’ll detect a note of wood
the color and the clarity’s beyond reproach ‘cause it’s aged real good
and when i bust a nut, make sure to swish it around
then exhale through your nose as you swallow it down – uh

[verse 10]
that’s how we roll in wine country
i know some places we can drink for free
my dad went to school with a guy
who writes a wine-tasting column
(it’s called “grape expectations”)

[verse 11]
we’ll commune with nature every day
i brought two copies of the artist’s way
sunrise is the perfect time
to do our morning pages
(stream of consciousness writing)

girl, get your sweet -ss in my maserati
‘cause we about to kick it like paul giamatti

- lauren flans lyrics

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