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lauren kennedy - apathetic man lyrics

i was totally indifferent when it started
broken hearted’s not a thing i like to be
so when he asked me to the movies
i said that might be ok
a decent way to spend an hour or two or three

i maintained a cool composure throughout dinner
and i thought that he was nice but nothing more
and after some chablis, it’s true
there was a longing glance or two
while walking through the village to my door

“i had a real nice time” i said
and softly tilted back my head
and if he was surprised he didn’t look it
i said “i don’t usually do this
but i got some tea upstairs”
and he gently took my hand
and then he shook it

is there anything more s+xy than an apathetic man?
what could possibly more set your soul on fire
than a man who holds you to him
with eyes of darkest brown
looks right through you with complete lack of desire?
no, there’s nothing more arousing than an apathetic man
nothing builds your fever pitch to point of blister
than a soft and sultry baritone
who whispers in your ear
“well, i think of you more like, you know, a sister”

aah+aah+aah

i used to think attentive men were better to adore
men who’d champagne, caviar and then endive me
but nothing in the world can make my heart scream “take me!” more
than a man who says that he could take or leave me

is there any drug more potent than an apathetic man?
friends have screamed at me to quit to no avail
why take chances on relationships with men that might work out
when you’ve got one that you know is doomed to fail?

there’s no better science project than the apathetic man
though he’s really not a theory you can prove
that won’t stop you from the hundreds of experiments you’ll try
thinking you’re the one who’s gonna make him move

so you’ll don a fuzzy sweater in a lovely shade of pink
trace a sweet vanilla path behind your ear
then you’ll bat your baby blue eyes as you sit upon his lap
and he’ll murmur “oh that’s right, are you still here?”
is there anything more swoony than an apathetic man?
ladies try one, they are not too hard to find
why spend time on friends and family when you can spend your life
wondering what the h+ll is going through his mind?

no there’s nothing that’s more moony than an apathetic man
though you’re sure to make him yours the twelfth of never
so remember, if you want to love with passion unconstricted
bypass smitten, slightly interested and woefully conflicted
for you’ll find the vice that’s sure to make you totally addicted
is the apathetic man

- lauren kennedy lyrics

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