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le epic - matpat vs tom scott lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of youtube history!
matpat!
vs!
tom scott!
begin!

[verse 1: tom scott]
i am at the theorists’ hood to school your nonsense content
raps more toxic than rick and morty fans in your comments!
how could you beat me with my degree in linguistics?
i make viewers learn. you can’t make trendy games simplistic!
with those dad puns and dead memes i can’t laugh out of pity though
all your bad theories are unfunny…sans that ness video!
i’m the cream of the crop like the vsauce of wit delivery
you’re educating less than epic rap battles of history!

[verse 2: matpat]
h+llo intеrnet! welcome to today’s thеme
where i clown on the brit who’s afraid to get memed!
you’ll choke like a vape when i smoke you in a fight!
with tomska, you’re not even the best tom s on this site!
i’m pushing 40 and still look youthful without drama!
you left looking like the job aged you worse than obama!
my jokes can’t be funnier than seeing your channel dwindle!
that sh+t fell off a cliff like two drums and a cymbal!
[verse 3: tom scott]
wow, you made a dumber food series than rachael ray’s
i’ll eat through your milked slop like garlic bread in sp+ce!
kids watching you put your fanbase at the top of the dumb scale
who cares about how you look when you do mrbeast thumbnails?
just because luigi uses a vacuum doesn’t mean you should suck him off, does it?
with the way you were measuring it, how many more kn+bs do you want in your closet?
you must be snorting diet coke to get ideas for cheap profit
you’ll be screaming when i annihilate you, xnopyt!
like defy, i fly off with the win in the wind and i’m gone
your verses missed worse than your film theories being wrong!

[verse 4: matpat]
what i did for the community could never be touched!
like your video counting its views, my feats only go up!
cause you can’t stack to matpat, i’ll just clap back
explaining how i caused tom scott to be long gone on my couch chat!
you film yourself outside walking around without exploring
it’s like science asked, “what if steve irwin was boring?”
sounding like a generic lecture from a professor
with a red shirt and jeans, your bland style even went to your dresser!
you’re a wimpy weaker speaker who can’t do hardcore parkour!
try researching rap sk!lls the way i do to fnaf lore!
i bet you retired wishing your career could get near me
but hey, that’s just a theory! you got no game, clearly!

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