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led spoon willy and the shiny stew - am i gay? lyrics

[verse 1: chugga-c]
this is the story, about the time i met a girl
she was so d-mn pretty, her eyes were like diamonds
but then her -ss dumped me, and i was left in the dust
so now i’m f-ckin g-y, cuz women are too much
i need some d-mn coochie, but i am f-ckin g-y
someone please help me before it’s too god d-mn g-y
i need some d-mn coochie, but i am f-ckin g-y
someone please help me before it’s too god d-mn g-y
oh my god i need this, coochie so bad
i need a d-mn girl to light up my world
so i downloaded tinder and selected males only
oh my god, this app is kinda gross
i matched up with maurice, he wasn’t really hot
he wanted to hit me up, so i’d have enough
he sent a picture of his p-n-s and it was super huge
and hairy and sweaty, so f-cking gross
thats when i decided, that i had enough
i ain’t f-ckin g-y and thats just way too tough
so i got up on the highway and took i-95 south
to start a new life, with the girl i love so much

[verse 2: yung $anwich]
go on tinder, met a nice guy
his name was chugga and he looked really fly
he said he’s in a band — led spoon w-lly
took out my phone and sent a picture of my w-lly
he saved it to his camera roll, that’s really nice
i can’t wait to see him and suck his d-ck twice
oh boy i really just can’t wait to meet
go to mcdonalds and plow him with my meat

[verse 3: lil tax fraud]
i am addicted to crack cocaine
shoot myself in the face like kurt cobain
i am mike pence
i sell drugs in the hallway to pay for child support
i take 5 xanax a day because im depressed
just kidding im not depressed

- led spoon willy and the shiny stew lyrics

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