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$leepy pete - story time! lyrics

[verse]
one day i was at the club, seeing girls
and one made me freeze, my heart felt like a swirl
had to walk up, and start a con+ver+sation
then she call me ugly and she say i look like plankton
i was shocked, my jaw just hit the floor
why did she just say that, and what was bat for
then i notice something odd, why she go from tan to pale
she’s a robot, and she’s controlled by christian bale?
burger king was close, and i was lowkey kinda hungry
so i walk over there, say goodbye to my boy humphrey
he was beating on his meat, so i couldn’t really care
so i call in a big mac, they say they don’t have it there
what the h+ll? man you better be joking
and i jumped over the counter and i got straight to provoking
made a mess, took the money from the tip jar
and heard the police pull up so i had to just dip far
so i pulled back to the club, and i see my boy humphrey
he still beating on his d+ck, like he got a vasectomy
i say bro, why you beating it to guys
i forget a key fact, that my boy humphrey blind
so i drag him out the club, and we start driving pretty far
he said “where are we going” and i said madagascar
had to walk the rest of way, cause my car lost its engine
pull up to the spot, then i see these four penguins
they start beating up humphrey i say “what the f+ck bro?”
then stewie and brian griffin pull up and now we got a show
i decide to throw a punch, and it doesn’t leave a mark
then the cops pull up, they arrest brian for narcs
then this dude hitting the quan i’m like is that marc jones
he kinda hitting it though, i may leave my bro alone
the fight was over, everybody seemed to calm down
then i woke up, that wasn’t real and i just sat there and frowned

- leepy pete lyrics

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