legally blonde: the musical (cut song) - love and war lyrics
[ pilar ]
girl, we need to have a chat
[ serena ]
you cannot lose him to that
[ margot ]
both her hair and shoes are flat
[ delta nus ]
get yourself back in the race now
[ serena ]
smile to make her understand that
[ pilar ]
you are calm and in command then
[ margot ]
meet her gaze and shake her hand
[ serena ]
and slap that smirk right off her face
[ elle (spoken) ]
what?!
[ delta nus ]
you’re the one who loves him more
all is fair in love and war
[ pilar ]
introduce her to the floor
[delta nus ]
all is fair in love and war
[ margot ]
smack her ’til your arm is sore
[ delta nus ]
all is fair in++
[ elle ]
girls, girls! violence is never wise
and anyway, she’s twice my size
and look into hеr cold dead eyes
carеful she can smell your fear but
surely with some effort, i can
pry her fingers off my guy
first, why would he go near her, why?
[ vivienne (spoken) ]
maybe this will make things clear
(vivienne kisses warner.)
[ all ]
ew!
[ delta nus ]
how much more can you endure
all is fair in love and war!
[ pilar ]
i can’t watch this anymore
[ delta nus ]
all is fair in love and war!
don’t just stare
it’s love and war!
[ margot ]
ninja+kick her through a door
[ delta nus ]
get in there it’s love and war
[ serena ]
pull her hair and call her wh0re!
[ delta nus ]
all is far in++
[ elle (spoken) ]
that’s just rude!
[ vivienne (spoken) ]
is it? well, then. we’ll take it back to my room
[ delta nus ]
ooh!
[ margot ]
hey warner freeze
[ delta nus ]
slam on the brakes
[ pilar ]
hey warner, please
[ delta nus ]
her pearls are fakes
[ margot ]
hey warner, she’s a bag of snakes
[ serena ]
look at her, are you drunk?
[ delta nus ]
give us a chance
[ margot ]
look over here!
[ pilar ]
miss smarty+pants knows how to sneer
but can she dance?
[ delta nus ]
yeah, can she shake her junk?
shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, woo!
[ elle (spoken) ]
wait, how is this helping? this isn’t helping! junk shaking’s not helpful! girls, he’s not even here! he left when we were shaking booty. clearly, booty can’t solve everything
[ delta nus ]
yes it can, yes it can, take back your man!
yes it can, yes it can, we like this plan!
take back your man!
[ pilar ]
whose man?
[ delta nus ]
your man!
[ pilar ]
whose man?
[ delta nus ]
your man! your man!
[ elle (spoken) ]
ten hut!
[ elle ]
now we’re done with shaking b+tt so+
yeah, i’m talking to myself, so what!?
eyes on me and mouths are shut
’cause i am not defeated yet, think!
yes i’m fabulous and hot and
everything that she is not and
that got me precisely squat!
[ elle (spoken) ]
what about her don’t i get?
[ serena ]
she’s a beast but she fits in
[ elle ]
right…
[ margot ]
maybe that’s the way to win
[ elle ]
right!
[ pilar ]
be her shadow
[ elle ]
be her twin!
( elle grabs her own hair. )
[ delta nus ]
oh no!
[ elle ]
oh yes!
[ delta nus ]
no you can’t!
[ elle ]
yes, i can! to the salon! i’m going brunette!
[ delta nus ]
no! don’t do something premature!
[ elle ]
i don’t care it’s love and war
[ leilani ]
how about a different manicure?
[ elle ]
no, my hair, it’s
[ delta nus ]
love and war!
[ elle ]
this will prove i love him more
[ delta nus ]
some things aren’t worth fighting for
[ elle ]
all is fair in…
[ delta nus ]
are you sure?
[ elle ]
all is fair in…
[ delta nus ]
are you sure?
[ elle ]
all is fair in…
[ delta nus ]
are you sure?
[ elle (spoken) ]
make me a brunette!
[ delta nus ]
love and war!
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