legend57 - jigsaw vs the joker. epic rap battles: video games vs history lyrics
[verse 1: jigsaw]
you’re a loser, a user, a child abuser
i’ll put on joker 2 when i need a good snoozer
crawl through my steam maze of raps and reflect
how your actions affect or it’s death you’ll expect
you never show concern up the wall in this test
and you’ll get what you deserve, nothing more, nothing less
green hair, redditcore, booger+picking cretin dork
you’re the kind of weirdo watching liveleak getting off to gore
using your woman? she’s not a tool
i know you’re “the joker” but gosh, you’re a fool
i lift her up
balloons!
diss me, but lines are drawn like cartoons
[verse 2: the joker, machine]
i’m having a rough day, this is a bad time
but i’ll surely beat jigsaw in a battle of rhyme
your cronies do your bidding while you sit back and smirk
my machines assist, but i do all the work
fast rap mode activated
you got ass cancer and instantly got depression
b+tch
don’t you know? laughter is the best medicine
grow up already, no one cares your son died
told your wife a knock+knock joke, his death was the punchline
give up the ghost, geriatric hack
or i’ll smack that ass back to wearing backwards caps
when i’m finished with this pitiful film’s cash dispenser
you’ll be spitting sh+tty bars in flashbacks forever
[verse 3: jigsaw]
i want to play a game: smash or pass?
your girlfriend will be “smashed” on the floor from these sh+tty raps
so be a good person for f+cking once in your life
[verse 4: the joker]
all of your raps are simply pretentious claptrap
you had me at the start, will i get the runback?
and though i love a laugh, i’m just making you chuckle
self+esteem so low, you could pop me like a bubble
[verse 5:, the joker, jigsaw]
i like to get my d+ck sucked while i’m getting high, make her deepthr+
all my lines are bombing and you’re leaving me burnt
and i actually love your movies, so that especially hurts
how sad, you used to be batman’s only playmate
nowadays you’re even less relevant than some scareface
i know what it’s like to feel judgement cast on you
my life with mental illness is all just some joke to you?
[verse 6: jigsaw]
you’re “clowning” with these silly excuses so quit your wailing
it’s not mental illness, you just can’t confront your failings
you made it this far with no reason to live
a life like yours sent me “spiralling” off a cliff
and you could have saved the whiny bullsh+t for another time
diss on equal ground and take the crying rhymes out of your lines
i’m not your shoulder to cry on b+tch on so, what’s up?
can’t you see we’re in a rap battle? shut the f+ck up
[verse 7: the joker, kid, jigsaw]
hey, joker, say something funny!
actually, i have something more serious on my mind today
i dyed my hair in school because i had f+cking no one
except for riddler, i guess, he was always a real one
kids called me a sickly freak, bullied me every class
even the teachers took turns whooping my fat g+y ass
life’s a mirror maze and there’s no path to freedom (broken!)
my reflection shatters into countless pieces (funny!)
i always have to keep everyone laughing, don’t i? (why?)
i stare into the abyss and ask myself “why?”
shut the f+ck up
well, the joke’s on him
i was making up all that bullsh+t to be funny, so
okay
+explosion+
[outro: announcer, tik+toker, audience]
delicious rap battles of treats!
but you might think you might like me, but i promise that you won’t
i’ve designed this web of lies, i do things i say i don’t
aww!
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