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lemon demon - elvis porn lyrics

tiptoed up the stairs
climbed into the attic
opened up my grandma’s trunk
well, isn’t this dramatic?

what could be inside?
i could almost squeal
with delight as i pulled out an ancient dusty reel

there was a label on the side, reading, “e.a.p.”
i wondered to myself, what could this be?
i dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
but as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise

cause elvis p-rn is what i viewed
there he was, completely nude
strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
singing in the microphone, shaking his hips
oh, elvis p-rn, holy guacamole
the big fat buck-naked king of rock and roll
he was devoid of any clothes
with his naughty bits exposed
oh, what a sight, that elvis p-rn

“what the h-ll,” i thought
this is rather odd
i thought of where i found it
and i shouted, “oh my god!”

where did grandma get this
footage of the king
why the h-ll did sweet old granny
have this awful thing?

(elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis!)

so i confronted her with the footage i found
she didn’t seem to recognise it so i wound
the film in the projector, and gave it a spin
she keeled over dead with a big fat grin

cause elvis p-rn is what she viewed
there he was, completely nude
strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
singing in the microphone, shaking his hips
oh, elvis p-rn, holy guacamole
the big fat buck-naked king of rock and roll
he was devoid of any clothes
with his naughty bits exposed
no blue suede shoes
covering up his little toes
no white jumpsuit
and n0body knows
the tale behind this
elvis p-rn!

(elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis! elvis!)

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