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lemon demon - practice 10-15-2010 lyrics

[0:00 + 4:48 | fine]

[verse 1]
today has a way of scarring your eyes
with negative light, but it’s a disguise
i put on my shades, and see through the lies
and the convenient truth is
light is on the way, we’ll be having a fun time
it’s such a lovely day, we should pocket the sunshine
and never give it back, even if there’s a heat wave
or terrorist attack, it will just be a close shave

[pre+chorus]
i know (i know)
that every bomb has a silver lining
i know (i know)
it won’t be long until

[chorus]
everything works out nice in the end
the sun will marry thе moon
it’ll be fine
why don’t we sit back, mеllow again
and have a nice afternoon?
it’ll be fine
[verse 2]
i go for a walk, the sidewalk is cracked
i’m not superstitious, but i made a pact
with old mother earth, she’d get off my back
if i get off hers
’cause light is on the way, we’ll be having a fun time
it’s such a lovely day, we should pocket the sunshine
and never give it back, even if there’s a heatwave
we’re stalling on the track, it will just be a close shave

[pre+chorus]
i know (i know)
that in a snap, all the birds will sing
i know (i know)
i’m full of cr+p, but still

[chorus]
everything works out nice in the end
the sun will marry the moon
it’ll be fine
why don’t we sit back, mellow again
and have a nice afternoon?
it’ll be fine

[bridge 1]
fine, fine, fine
everything is gonna be
fine, fine, fine
everything is gonna be
fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine…
[chorus]
everything works out nice in the end
the sun will marry the moon
it’ll be fine
why don’t we sit back, mellow again
and have a nice afternoon?
it’ll be fine

[bridge 2]
everything works out nice in the end (i know)
works out nice in the end (that every bomb)
everything works out nice in the end (has a silver lining, i know)
works out nice (it won’t be long until)

[chorus]
and everything works out nice in the end
the sun will marry the moon
it’ll be fine
why don’t we sit back, mellow again
and have a nice afternoon?
it’ll be fine

[outro]
d+cks

[4:49 + 7:00 | toy food]
[verse 1]
drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon, taco sh+lls
soda pop, lemon, apple, olive oil, cheerios
green grapes, purple grapes, lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup
orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup

[chorus]
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat

[verse 2]
sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper
french fries, garlic loaf, refried beans
bananas, red pepper, green pepper, crinkle fries, ice cream
turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, f+dg+

[chorus]
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat

[bridge]
hamburger, hamburger—donuts
hamburger, hamburger—pizza
hamburger, hamburger—carrot
hamburger, hamburger
helper

[verse 3]
green beans, oranges, pea pods, pineapple
croissant, potato, spaghetti, baguettes
potato chips, tomato soup, pickle, cookie, niblets
milk, peas, gourd, meat

[chorus]
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat
(toy food!) like real food, but is toy
(toy food!) not real food, do not eat

[outro]
toy food
toy food

[7:01 + 10:05 | as your father i expressly forbid it]

[verse 1]
hey, turn your techno music down
your grandpa’s coming down tonight
no, i don’t want to hear it, we’ll be having macaroni
you will be polite when he’s here tonight
don’t talk about the internet
your grandpa doesn’t understand
you will not bring your game boy or whatever to the table
do you understand?
he doesn’t understand

[chorus]
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
i’m your dad, i’m your dad

[verse 2]
what happened to my medicine?
the stuff i take to keep my hair
it’s obvious you took it and you sold it on the street
’cause you don’t even care if i lose my hair
okay, i found my medicine
[?] at you
but let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine
that’s what i’ll do, i’ll yell at you

[chorus]
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
i’m your dad, i’m your dad

[bridge]
“i consider myself a reasonable merman.”
“i set certain rules and expect those rules to be obeyed.”
“the contact between the human world and merworld is strictly forbidden.”
“i don’t care how good [?]. as long as you are under my ocean, my rules”

[chorus]
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
i’m your dad
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
as your father i expressly forbid it
i’m your dad, i’m your dad!

[10:01 + 14:47 | redesign your logo]

[verse 1]
redesign your logo, we know what we’re doing
we are here to help you; everything’s connected
time is of the essence, we live in the future
color makes us hungry; everything’s connected
redesign your logo, we know how to do it
make the calculations, put them into action
we will find the angle, starting with convention
on to innovation; everything’s connected

[verse 2]
here we have a circle, smooth and inoffensive
this will be the basis for your revolution
gravity is crucial, geomagnetism
with some calculation, we will find your logo
dna is crucial, we must understand it
in the human genome we will find your logo
everyone will see it, every demographic
if they fail to see it, are they even human?

[verse 3]
every demographic: men 18{?] to 30
college educated women over 40
suicidal poets, fat midwestern fathers
kids with diabetes, pentecostal preachers
mothers under 20, interracial couples
atheist professors, government employees
xenophobes and racists, private aviators
everyone will see it, every demographic

[verse 4]
think about it this way: guided evolution
this will be a new breed: cutting edge, but classic
fully complimentary, bold and self+sufficient
symbolizing freedom, and, of course, your product
when the logo’s finished, then we will unveil it
seven billion people instantly enlightened
everyone’s rebranded, all the fighting’s over
say goodbye to conflict, that design’s rejected
there’s no longer language, only recognition
there’s no longer country, only corporate colors
color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human
everyone can see it; everything’s connected

hey!

[outro]
redesign your logo, give us all your money
redesign your logo, give us all your money
redesign your logo, give us all your money
redesign your logo, give us all your money

[?]
(ninety+nine perc+)

[14:49 + 18:54 | ode to crayola]

[verse 1]
outrageous orange, laser lemon, and jungle green
that’s what i said
wild watermelon, midnight blue, atomic tangerine
radical red, sky blue, and shamrock too
and gold so true it glows
i love the razzmatazz, and purple pizazz
and razzle dazzle rose

every color’s like an old friend
hot magenta is a godsend

[pre+chorus]
i took the factory tour
it really opened the door, and i at once became transfixed
i know they’re pieces of wax
but i can never relax without my box of 96

[chorus]
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you so

[verse 2]
i love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue
it’s no surprise
they’re taking over everything that i say and do
i’m gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on
and color on my skin
colors of life and love from heaven above
absolve me of my sin

i would wear them like a nightgown
but they’re getting kinda worn down

[pre+chorus]
i took the factory tour
it really opened the door, and i at once became transfixed
i know they’re pieces of wax
but i can never relax without my box of 96

[bridge]
i love you vivid violet
i love you robin’s egg blue
i love you screamin’ green
and purple mountain’s majesty too
i really love my babies
i really love my babies
i love my crayons and i love the way they taste

[chorus]
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you
crayola, crayola’s all that i know
the colors, delicious, making a rainbow
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you
crayola, i love you so!

[18:55 + 22:48 | the ocean]

[intro]
{?}

[verse 1]
set sail, for i am like the whale
i’m on a different frequency
salt water’s my cup of tea, literally
look around, adventure can be found
dolphins abound and say h+llo
they’ll show me which way to go, i know

[chorus]
there is no horizon i cannot set my eyes on
the ocean, the ocean
i feel a storm approachin’, like seagulls in slow+motion
me and my mermaid girlfriend
ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean
but keep in careful mind, ’cause you will always find
endless danger to brave on the ocean
but that’s just the way the ocean is

[verse 2]
show no fear, for on this strange frontier
monsters can smell the fear in you
that’s how they know just who to pursue
we may just slightly lose our way
but trust me with navigations
i know the constellations, well, some

[bridge]
oh yes we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean
and you can’t stop our love
yes we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean
and you can’t stop our love
in fact we ballroom dance on a wave in the ocean
and you can’t stop our love

[outro]
ballroom dance to the rhythm of the tide
now my body’s on land but my heart will reside
in the only place i’ve ever felt pacified
or atlanticized, as it were
i refer to the ocean

(“under the sea” melody)

[22:49 + 27:10 | the machine]

[verse 1]
all that he does is chip away
each day he sticks to his routine
putting the pieces on
building a big machine
he ran out of room inside his room
and so he moved it all outside
now it’s a bit too big
now it’s a mile wide
the family vans across the desert
follow signs to park and stare
n0body says h+llo
n0body knows he’s there
they just look at the blinking lights and greebles
interlocking arms of steel
and they think
nothing could be so big
nothing could be so real
they think

[chorus]
one million springs
and spinning things, it’s quite a view
we have no clue
what does it do?
that’s the beauty of it
it doesn’t do anything
doesn’t do anything

[verse 2]
he made his own night+vision goggles
now he lurks inside the frame
perfecting it from within
forgetting his own name
all that he knows is that it needs him
all it knows is he needs it
every piston
every single little bit
the government people in black helicopters
try to snoop around
i’m so sorry, but he needs the extra parts
he takes the choppers down
now there are tanks on the horizon
asking “what are his demands?”
not one of them understands
n0body understands
all the megaphones scream

[chorus]
one million gears
perhaps our fears are coming true
what does it do?
what does it do?
that’s the beauty of it
it doesn’t do anything
doesn’t do anything

[bridge]
lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it’s screaming just because
because it’s neither friend or foe
and so we label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art
from its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart

[outro]
that’s the beauty of it
it doesn’t do anything, do anything
doesn’t do anything, doesn’t do anything

[27:11 + 29:46 | stick stickly]

[verse 1]
i remember
when i was just a boy
summer afternoons
would fill me up with joy
i’d sit right down
turn on the tv
every day
i’d giggle mischievously

[verse 2]
i remember
laughing like a buffoon
when i’d watch him
on nick in the afternoon
he was my favorite thing
about nick
yes that little
popsicle, stick stickly!
(ooh+ooh+ooh!)

[chorus 1]
and he’d sing
“write to me
stick stickly!
p.o. box 963
new york city
new york state
10108!
10108!”

[verse 3]
it’s been years now
since his show has aired
we sent a letter, it got returned
and now we’re scared
where’d he go?
what did they do with him
when they decided they were
through with him?

[verse 4]
did they break him
or burn him down for heat?
were his googley eyes
thrown out in the street?
or is he fine?
that’s what i’m praying
i recall he was always saying
“simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!”

[chorus 2]
and he’d sing
“write to me
stick stickly!
p.o. box 963
new york city
new york state
10108!

[chorus 3]
and he’d sing
“write to me
stick stickly!
p.o. box 963
new york city
new york state
10108!
10108”

[outro]
[unintelligible]

[29:46 + 33:58 | eighth wonder]

[verse 1]
extra clever
earthbound spirit
ghost in the form
of a mongoose

[pre+chorus]
and i have hands
and i have feet
i’ll never die
i am a freak

[chorus]
h+llo, i’m here
i’m living in the wall
i know i might be small, but
i, i, i, am a
freak

[verse 2]
thou wilt never
know what i am
i am the fifth dimension
and i’ll split the atom

[pre+chorus]
and if you see me
you’re paralyzed
pillar of salt
you’re mummified

[chorus]
h+llo, i’m here
i’m living in the wall
i know, i might be small
but i am the eighth wonder

[verse 3]
and i was born
1852
and i was born
in india

[pre+chorus]
and i shall haunt
like the buggane
with such weird noise
and clanking chains

[chorus]
h+llo, i’m here
i’m living in the wall
i know i might be small, but
i, i, i, am a
freak

[verse 4]
i say “vanished”
to underground
jim, let me go
i watch like h+ll

[pre+chorus]
and i have hands
and i have feet
i’ll never die
i am a freak

[chorus]
h+llo, i’m here
i’m living in the wall
i know i might be small
but i am the eighth wonder

[outro]
eighth wonder of the world
you’ll never get to see
what in the name of god can i be?

[33:59 + 38:07 | bill watterson]

[verse 1]
where’d you go when you were done?
i’d like to know what you’ve become
your biggest fan, awake at dawn
i cry, i stand on your front lawn

[verse 2]
it’s plain to see you’re scared of me
but that’s not how it’s supposed to be
when you’re the reason i’m in town
and every piece of mind you put down…

[pre+chorus 1]
don’t you know i think you’re the cat’s meow?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)
where’s the tiger now? where’s the tiger now?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)

[chorus 1]
bill watterson, can’t you hear me?
bill watterson, please don’t fear me
don’t treat me like i have rabies
i only wanna have your babies

[verse 3]
tracing lines with fingertips
i saw the signs within these strips
and through the fog, between the frames
of dialogue, i saw my name

[verse 4]
and now i know where i must go
to show you that i love you so
so i brought books for you to sign
and i brought shears to cut your phone line

[pre+chorus 2]
don’t you know i think you’re the cat’s meow?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)
where’s the tiger now? where’s the tiger now?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)

[chorus 2]
bill watterson, can’t you hear me?
bill watterson, please don’t fear me
don’t stare at me from your window
i know you wanna let me in…

[bridge]
…though, oh!
you want me to show
how much i believe and
prove how far i’ll go to meet you
through thunderstorms and snow…
well i would do anything
and oh!
i happen to know
the reason you’re hiding
from publicity
it’s not out of eccentricity
but rather for privacy
when you meet me

[verse 5]
and when we meet i’ll be complete
i’ll shake your hand and kiss your feet
confess my love and buy you flowers
and eat your heart and absorb your powers

[pre+chorus 3]
don’t you know i think you’re the cat’s meow?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)
where’s the tiger now? where’s the tiger now?
(meow, meow, meow, meow)

[chorus 3]
bill watterson, can’t you hear me?
bill watterson, please don’t fear me
don’t run from me like i’m jason
i only wanna try your face on

[38:08 + 43:17 | the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny]

[intro]
(we fixed the console)

[verse 1]
old godzilla was hopping around
tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
godzilla got p+ssed and began to attack
but didn’t expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq+fu
when aaron carter popped out of the blue
and he started beating up shaquille o’neal
then they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before it could make it back to the batcave
abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an ak+47 out from under his hat
and blew batman away with a rat+a+tat+tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because optimus prime came to save the day

[chorus]
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[verse 2]
godzilla took a sh+t on optimus prime
like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime
and then shaq came back covered in a tire track
but jackie chan jumped out and landed on his back
and batman was injured and trying to get steady
when abraham lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped [?]
indiana jones took him out with his whip [?]
then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
’cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and jackie chan deflected it with his fist [?]
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while abraham lincoln tried to pole vault
onto optimus prime but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a care bear stare [?]

[bridge]
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended chuck norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as batman changed back into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed batman’s head in between his thighs

[verse 3]
then gandalf the grey and gandalf the gray
and monty python and the holy grail’s black knight
and benito mussolini, and the blue meanie
and cowboy curtis, and jambi the genie
johnny young bosch, johnny young bosch, and johnny young bosch, and johnny young bosch
bill s. preston and theodore logan
spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better
mr. rogers in a blood+stained sweater

[43:17 + 47:04 | i’ve got some falling to do]

[verse 1]
in an airplane, i was flying
just a flight attendant guy
i can be clumsy, and i stumbled
out the door into the sky
now i am falling through the air
wind and regret flow through my hair
all i can do right now is stare down at the ocean

[chorus 1]
suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. i pick it up
it’s the angel of death, and he says ‘wazzup?’
i say, ‘what is it this time?’
and he’s like, ‘well, h+llo, goodbye, i’ll see you in h+ll.’
he can be like that sometimes, he’s such a nut
so i snicker and say, ‘i’d love to, but
gravity’s calling, i’ve got some falling to do.’

[post+chorus 1]
i’m in a state of shock, but it’s something new
i guess it all depends on your point of view. it’s true

{verse 2]
this is boring. yes i’m falling
but it’s taking quite a while
my destination is impending
might as well go out in style
i put my arms out to the skies
whistle a tune and close my eyes
trying to briefly realize perpetual motion

[chorus 2]
suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea
and with total precision they lasso me
it’s a monstrous squid and he saved my life
but i am too freaked out to be nice
so i tell him the truth, that i’d rather fall
no offense but at least it’s predictable
gotta stop stalling, i’ve got some falling to do

[post+chorus 2]
i’m probably gonna die, but it’s something new
i guess it all depends on your point of view. it’s true

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