leo carpazzi - we wish you a scary christmas (monster fuck part 4) lyrics
[verse 1]
i was working in the lab, christmas night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
for my monster from his slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise
his trousers dropped right to the floor
with his bottom bare, he ran to the door
i said, “frankenstein, what’s gotten into you?”
he said “my d+ck is hard, and i need to screw!”
[chorus]
(he did the f+ck) he did the monster f+ck
(the monster f+ck) it was a graveyard f+ck
(he did the f+ck) that monster sucked and f+cked
(he did the f+ck) he did the monster f+ck, part four: christmas monster f+ck
[verse 2]
(ah ooh) from my laboratory, i hеard quite the racket
(ah ooh) deep in thе castle, the vampires jacked it
(ah ooh) the zombies all f+cked in the graveyard grass
(ah ooh) wolfman wolfed down frankenstein’s ass
[chorus]
(they did the f+ck) they did the monster f+ck
(the monster f+ck) it was a graveyard f+ck
(they did the f+ck) those monsters sucked and they f+cked
(they did the f+ck) they did the monster f+ck
[verse 3]
(ah ooh) the beasts all f+cked as the orgy spread
(ah ooh) bigfoot gave the headless horseman head
(ah ooh) swamp thing jerked off in the castle moat
(ah ooh) while frankenstein gagged from the jizz in his throat
(ah ooh) the f+cking was wet, and the spooge went splat
(ah ooh) igor f+cked dracula in the form of a bat
(ah ooh) the mummy let out a h+rny moan
(ah ooh) when medusa’s bare tits turned his d+ck stone
[chorus]
(they did the f+ck) they did the monster f+ck
(the monster f+ck) it was a graveyard f+ck
(they did the f+ck) those monsters sucked and f+cked
(they did the f+ck) they did the monster f+ck
[verse 4]
(ah ooh) and frankenstein’s bride was h+rny as h+ll
(ah ooh) the hunchback went bareback and rang her bell
(ah ooh) she got titty+f+cked by a giant spider
(ah ooh) jizz made the streaks in her hair much whiter
(ah ooh) she f+cked every monster; come one, come all
(ah ooh) her three holes were filled like a bowling ball
(ah ooh) and skeletons boned undead bride
(ah ooh) frankenstein just jacked off and cried
[chorus]
(now you should f+ck) it’s now the monster f+ck
(the monster f+ck) and it’s a graveyard f+ck
(the monster f+ck) those monsters suck and they f+ck
(now you should f+ck) now you can monster f+ck
[outro]
“easy, igor. it’s christmas. don’t f+ck yourself out
only a few more f+cking days before christmas
scary christmas monster f+ck, and a happy new year of monster f+cking
from leo carpazzi and scaroline”
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