let's make a music - i told you (that i was not a slug) lyrics
[verse 1]
i’m cc+ing my boss on every email that i send
i put a kiss emoji in the signoff at the end
they can be about my work or just playing pretend
i don’t mean to be mean but i do mean to condescend
just can’t wait to crack open a hot one with the boys
throwing back a lava lamp is one of life’s great joys
i really hate that people only think of them as toys
feel the flow tetra glow and then we make a lot of noise!
[chorus]
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
even things that look like boogers are complеx inside
[verse 2]
i didn’t do the homework but i had a spеcial plan
i told my teacher that i spent all morning on the can
the best thing you can do if you don’t want to go to school
is make up an excuse about a problematic stool
i’m gonna do the things i want in 2021
i’ll watch ferngully 30 times on tnt reruns
leave 2020 in the dust then have a lot of fun
i’ll finally become cool in the eyes of my stepson!
[chorus]
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
(you believed me!)
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
(idiot!)
i told you that i was not a slug
but i lied
even things that look like boogers are complex inside
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