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lewberger - pokemon pickup lines lyrics

we lock eyes across the room
i choose you
up in the gym i try to pick up chicks
i whip out my pocket monster
follow my instinct
show my valor, it’s a mystical thing
i really wanna prove that i’m the very best
so i wear my b+lls on the outside
travel across the land, having random encounters to find the power that’s inside
she’s so impressed by my charm and her bulb is sore
this squirt’ll make her grovel or more
i wanna brock her till her eyes get misty
hot as ash when we’re getting frisky
she’s drowsy, abra kadabra, alakazam
magnum might leave her victory bell slammed
i wanna take turns till we’re coughing and wheezing and one of us faints
i said, “you are such a wonderful water+type host, and on a scale of one to two, you’re a dos.”
girl, i wanna take a peek at you while i’m blasting off again
and i call it team rocket when i do it with my friend
i wanna get into your jiggly puff with my wiggly tuft and fall asleep
when we start, you can have it three ways
hot, wet or dirty and let’s give it a name
after my pinsir candy you will never be the same
’cause i don’t wipe my venom off
my c+ck, you know, is hardened
wanna tackle your unknown
get my sand shrew into your sand slash
and make a rapid dash for your vul(va) pics
i know it sounds far fetched, but take a chance, see
i’m seeking your star, you should stop diddling with that electabuzz
i’ll give you poly whirls with my l!cky tongue
it’s got tons of experience
she wanna be drilled with my weedle
have her vile ploom gloomed with my odd ish
have her tall grass trimmed with my scyther
yeah i wanna have her bury my diglett
art of cunnilingus at the end of the bed
and then i’m into your cloyster with a slow poke
put my caterpie into your metapod
we let our b+tter free
simultaneous hyperbeam
she’s so impressed by my charm and her bulb is sore
this squirt’ll make her grovel or more
my status effect lingers
’cause everything i do is super effective
i wanna be the very best like no one ever was
travel across the land to please them is my cause
when it comes to girls, i gotta catch ’em all
‘cause no one can escape our master b+lls

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