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lightweight sitters - fat pig lyrics

[chorus: colleen rodney]
come on, n-gga-slave, go ‘head and take a bow
i’m well-aware and proud to say that i’m a f-ckin’ fat cow
a motherf-ckin’ looker but i’m pretty d-mn big
so bow to your mistress, slave, i’m a fat pig

[verse 1: ana underwood]
starvin’ slave -sses down to eighty-two pounds
while mistress -sses fatten up and get pillowy and round
yeah, i’m two-hundred and thirty now, fatter than all h-ll
if you weren’t underfed and tortured, wouldn’t life be swell?
well, tough sh-t! settin’ you loose? i couldn’t fathom it
the second i let you out the door, you’d probably go and tattle, sh-t
i’m so g-ssy, i put too many burritos in my (tummy!)
you’ll get to eat ’em when they’re comin’ out my -ss (yummy!)
big f-ckin’ girl with minuscule f-ckin’ troubles
i’m eatin’ gourmet foods while all that’s fillin’ you is rubble
i don’t need a slave for money, i do this all for sh-ts and giggles
i love the sight of slaves smothered and i love to feel ’em wiggle
chillax, b-tch, it’s not like you have a reason to give
the most food you’ve eaten in days is this fart i’m ’bout to give
*fart sound*
swallow that sh-t up, f-g, it’s the most for awhile
your face stuffed in my -ss and your head against the tiles

[chorus]

[bridge: colleen]
bubbly, chubby, greasy, grimy
b-ttery, heavy, pudgy, slimy
paunchy, podgy, potbelly
overweight fat-ss, smelly as can be

[verse 2: c-ssidy welsh]
my -ss is almost just as big as your whole f-ggot body
so you know that any time in which you choose to be naughty
you’re gettin’ the d-mn hammer, oh yeah, you’ll probably be clamored
but you’re so enamored with this -ss that you’ll probably fall in amour
what’s that, f-g? i can’t understand you with my fat -ss upon your nose
i feel a fart comin’ on, it ain’t gon’ smell like no rose
it’s gonna stink! make sure you suck that sh-t all in
it’s easy now, b-tch, just wait ’til hardcore sh-t begins
the toilet’s ten feet away and i feel p-ss inside my twat
drink it up! check out this stream o’ p-ss, there sure’s a lot!
and stop whinin’, you should be lucky nothing’s comin’ out the other end
*sound of bowels* sh-t, c-cksucker, you ought to think again!
i ain’t sh-ttin’ on the carpet though, so carry me to my stool
my -ss upon the toilet bowl, it’s a throne that i rule
grunt ’cause it hurts like a c-nt, bein’ caught up with constipation
but the sh-t’s out my -ss now, now it’s up to you to swallow my creation
godd-mn! my -ss is growin’ and it’s bigger than ever
and when am i gonna release you from enslavement? (n-gga, never!)

[chorus]

[verse 3: colleen rodney]
whether i’m sittin’ on your gut or wipin’ my sh-tter on your tongue
or if my -ss is on your throat and it’s flattenin’ your lungs
you know you love the way i torture you and love your mistreatment
don’t try to hide it or deny it, f-ggot, i can see ya skeetin’
you just jizzed and truth be told, i might start c-mmin’ myself
because i’m gettin’ to do the only job at which i excel
a slaveholder, my duty is just to beat the sh-t out n-ggers
plus my sh-tter’s gettin’ g-ssier, and my -ss is gettin’ bigger
if i’m standin’ upon your face with all my weight for days
and no matter how f-cked-up your sh-t looks, you’ll still be givin’ me praise
it don’t matter if i should beat you or should straight-up kick your -ss
’cause you’ll still be complimentin’ all of my sh-t and my gas
and another thing alongside that is that you’re decreasing in size
you’re less than eighty-five pounds, i can see the sadness in your eyes
but you know that you have to kiss -ss and if you show any despise
than you’re f-cking gettin’ your lungs choked out right in between my thighs
yeah, motherf-cker, i’m a fat-ss, i took the “lean” out “colleen”
so just stuff it and stick your -ss right under my big–ss jeans

[chorus]

[bridge]

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