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lil ballsack boy - allegations lyrics

[intro]
let me tell you a story about a, kidnapping. (kidnapping!)
broke into her window while she was f+cking napping
that sh+t was over as soon as she touched my hand
the toxins kicked in and i stuffed her in my van
had to swerve in the back alley to avoid her family
f+ck it soon i’ll kidnap her and her family. (s+xual assault!)
while i was driving connected to the nearest power mainframe
wiped the system and there was no mainframe
took her out the van and she ended in my basemеnt. (free roger!)
i had one opportunity knew i couldn’t wastе it
held her captive for six months until she developed stockholm’s syndrome
as time went on she started developing symptoms
i finally let her out with a f+cking bag of crack
she became a drug abuser and finally came back. (dumb b+tch…)

[chorus]
let me tell you a story about a, kidnapping
broke into her window while she was f+cking napping
that sh+t was over as soon as she touched my hand

then i proceeded to curb stomp a little asian kid
they ask me why i said, ’cause i f+cking hate asian kids’
i just chucked a little baby across a football field
i clipped that sh+t in my highlight reel
i just caught a twelve year old f+cking twerking
reported her to the irs and now she’s f+cking working
i just shot a kid across the street ’cause he was chunky
had to run ’cause i found out that his family is f+cking monkeys. (dirty monkey.)
i whip my d+ck out like i finna whip my pistol
slapped the f+ck out of an asian b+tch named krystal
i just scammed a fat guy out of his f+cking big mac
i just scammed the f+ck out of a dinosaur his name is michael. (b00by!)
dropped some bands and i shopped at f+cking michael’s
i just beat the f+ck out of a woman because she left me on read
put pills in her drink then i took her ass to bed

- lil ballsack boy lyrics

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