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lil barnacle - fuck the police (literally) lyrics

[intro]
just ’cause i look nice, you think i ain’t for real?
the numbers, what do they mean?

[verse 1: lil barnacle]
f+ck the police, literally
i’m gonna put my d+ck in the deputy
i put my d+ck right where she pees
she gets on her knees and sucks my c+ck in the crown v
got the sergeant slobbing all over my kn+b
i f+cked the sheriff and then i f+cked his mom
the warden gave me a bl+wj+b
my fat d+ck in his mouth, like a corncob
like eggnog, bust in his mouth like eggnog
bullfrog, choking on my b+lls like a bullfrog
a cog in my d+ck, in her face like an a cog
big log, handcuffed while i give her my big log
and i f+cked the canine too
f+cked him in the ass and filled him with my goo
then i ate his poo, while i smoked gas like a jew
who are you? i don’t care unless we’re gonna screw

[verse 2: uncle ron]
f+ck the police, cumming straight from my c+ck
i shot the sheriff with my cum and made the deputy dock
glued rubber bullets together to make a d+ld+
they said you can’t f+ck cops but we will though
play this song at a protest when you feel like you got nothin’ left
hey riot police, we’re gonna f+ck your face
and we can only cum if you spray us with mace
f+ck my ass with your gun and a nightstick
you like this? i’m old, i cum, that’s not white sh+t
you die b+tch, we b+ttf+cking twelve all night b+tch
sheriff started squealing, i can’t breathe
how’s it feel to be on the other side of things?
i wrap my c+ck around his neck for twelve minutes flat
and didn’t stop f+ckin’ till his f+ckin’ brains went splat
don’t defund the police, just f+ck the police
just f+ck the f+cking law, b+tch, literally
cl!ck it or ticket, i’m bout to give you this d+cket
don’t drink and drive, get fisted by five
fingers in your ass like you f+ck the people
here’s my d+ck’s church now prepare for the steeple
f+ck the police, figuratively
we were just kidding when we said literally
i can’t afford bail and i don’t like jail
when i went last time they kept stealing my mail
so f+ck the police, stand up for your brothers
until you get in trouble, then call your mother
[outro: uncle ron]
uncle ron here, f+ck the police in their ass

- lil barnacle lyrics

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