lil buttermilk - what i do in my freetime lyrics
(verse 1)
when i get home
and i’m all alone
i pull down my pants
whip out my human plant
look at the clock (its time)
and start stroking my c+ck
which is hard as a rock (like dwayne)
get off tik tok (go to p+rn)
and start nutting in a sock
till its hard as minecaft bedrock
(chorus)
i be m+st+rbating
y’all be f+ckin hating
i be m+st+rbating
y’all be f+ckin hating
(verse 2)
i start ej+cul+ting
i begin emanc+p+ting
i just started stroking
had water at 3am (mmm) hydrating
rhyming about beating it is frustrating
my c+ck is pulsating
i just f+cked an asian b+tch, had to start translating
i told her what to do, call that dictating
finally busted, can finally start celebrating
(chorus)
i be m+st+rbating
y’all be f+ckin hating
i be m+st+rbating
y’all be f+ckin hating
(verse 3)
oh sh+t my mom walked in
straight after i begin
my mom knows it’s a sin
she gonna put me in the bin
(what r u doing)
(verse 4)
i grab the sheets
i put them over my meat
so i can’t skeet
i close out the tweet
and say i’m about to go back to sleep
(soon as she leaves)
i hope back in my seat
and opеn the tweet
and jack until i’m am complete
“arе you seriously watching p+rn by yourself”
(verse 6)
the f+ck does it look like
trynna watch two b+tches ride
got my axels moving like a bike
i’m trynna nut in one night
i wanna see two b+tches fight
accidentially saw g+y p+rn, what a big fright
(i ain”t g+y tho but)
(verse 7)
but sometimes it”s enjoyable
my sperm is very employable
the p+rn isn”t even buyable
i electrocuted my d+ck with a jumper cable
(zzzzz zzzz zzz zap)
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