lil calbo - bondage lyrics
[chorus]
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
[verse 1]
ayy, i just f+cked a moose, i just drank some juice
hang me from a noose, honking like a goose
i’m numbering my days, eat my donuts with some glaze
look into my gaze, i can tell you all are g+ys
hit you with my stiffy, eat his red just like trippie
smoking like a hippie, sucking on her titty
yop, yop, yop, black just like barrack
hit you with my rock, i mean, hit you with my c+ck
flippy, flap, floop, i scream “whoop”
hit you with the troop, now you are a dupe
put it in the pan, cook it like j+pan
your mother is a fan, i just f+cked your man, ayy
[bridge]
i’m g+y, actually
[chorus]
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
[verse 2]
okay, listen up, pour that juice in my cup
you ain’t a doggy, you’s a pup, man, you just a runner+up
i’m the king, you better kneel, eating booty like a meal
saw her panties, i’m like, “steel!” grab her cheeks and make her squeal
think you’re big boy, i’m the largest, pulling strings just like guitarist
saw her booty, it’s a harvest, paint her face just like an artist
i got wood just like paul bunyun, sipping vodka like a russian
when i get inside my dungeon, put my d+ck inside an onion
in two years, i haven’t shaved, now my d+ck looks like an ape
i can’t keep it down, so now i’m gonna need some tape
beat it ’til it’s purple, now that b+tch looks like a grape
i got 20 years in prison just because of chicken rape
[bridge]
yes, i raped a chicken
[chorus]
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
cook my d+ck in a pan like a sausage
showed it to my parents and now they’re nauseous
my wee+wee is glowing like some rolex watches
i won’t f+ck a b+tch unless she says she’s into bondage
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