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lil celery - mista t lyrics

[verse 1]
mista t
i’ma have to spill the tea
cause i know you cookin’ methamphetamine
where you be teachin’ chemistry
do you not know that that sh+t’s plain to see?
well, with that cr+p+ass teacher salary i couldn’t agree
to a degree
but when you’re doing that sh+t during class?
i think that’s when the straw’s pulled last
cause you be endangering the class and more importantly me
at 2:15 i’m saved by the bell and i’m free

[chorus]
mista, mista, mista t, mista
wait until the cops come, you’ll pop like a blister
you’ve got no place to run and go
and now the cops are looking for ya, better put on a show
mista, mista, mista t
mista, mista, mista t
when you makе the meth hide it undеr ya desk
and make sure you save the rest for me

[verse 2]
your lady found it out so you enforced a divorce
could i say your love was that of a london dispersion force?
don’t eat the yellow meth, it makes your brain run slow
it crosses all your eyes and soon you can’t cum no mo’
you look like gru except you’re stressed an depressed
well be my guest, but after meth avoid the blood test
if you invest in the meth then they won’t be impressed
in fact they’re gonna molest you but consider that blessed
[chorus]
mista, mista, mista t, mista
wait until the cops come, you’ll pop like a blister
we know there’s more to you than meets the eye
i’d tell the cops the truth but i ain’t an sg kinda guy
eugene’s the unabomber
shannon’s surely a goner
better calm her down, that stupid clown
she found the meth in the walls and smelled it down the halls
this is where your plan all falls flat

[post+chorus]
your meth was the best i’d ever possessed
it ain’t purple but blue and the red phosphorus really helped me through
the hard times, gave me my best rhymes, i never had a hard time
with one line, really put me on a long climb
it surely shrunk my wiener
sulfuric acid cleaner
automatic static hit my eyes
muriatic acid pool supply
i love your meth mr. t, i’ll miss your meth
the chef’s kiss, the chef’s kiss!

[outro]
mista t, you’re hereby resigned from this wonderful school
now get out of my sight and goodnight hehehe
you’ve been cooking methamphetamine and uh+
we can’t allow that here so… you’re gonna have to leave
fine you double d daddy dolan b+tch!
i’m gonna go cook somewhere else b+tch!
yeah, f+ck you b+tch!

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