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lil celery - teacher smackdown lyrics

[intro]
oh yeah
teacher smackdown
teachers, you know the drill oh yeah
assemble, and show these kids how they be doin’ it

[verse 1]
drink good milk to get good bones
we recommend the cafeteria kind owns
shower every night, get good grades
and come to school every day yeah!

hop off the zbox and do your work
get off inster and smapchat and work!
don’t do drugs or any them cigs yeah!
stay away from guns and don’t do drugs or cigs!

support your school and don’t commit arson
because you know that stuff is plarson say what?
now you know the healthy habits
don’t play tennis with squash rackets or cigs!

[interlude]
woohoo this rap is gettin’ prеtty spicy dawg!
i may have to get mr. coscia in on this one! yеah!
yeah, yeah, yeah let’s do this, let’s go
yeah, yeah, yeah i think that’d be very good
dude, this’ll be sick, gnarly dude, totally tubular
[verse 2]
hey girls, i’m learning mathematics
you may not think that it’s quadratics
but i’m here to tell ya
that that’s not them case
it’s more like
chemical informanants

kendall, lauren, bend over now
for i am the, the, the plow
take off your pants and come and hug me
i will like the feeling
bee

[interlude]
dang, this is good! yeah!
you thought we were done?
we’re not…

mr. hoefert solo? yeah!

[verse 3]
i hate black people, i like yogurt
it is almost like it’s a motor uh huh
i teach history
i also like immunofrillisticalachemistry
i’m as swift as a fish okay
i’m also as swift as a starfish

[verse 4]
kid in the bleaches has brought a gun
there goes patrick, oh look, another one! yeah!
these children are dropping like flies
i put eye drops in my eyes

blood is squirting everywhere
it might even end up in my hair! oh no!
it was nice talking to y’all
i hope we can do this again.. da end

[outro]
i hate black people, i like yogurt

no kids were harmed in the making of this video
except patrick, hahaha!

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