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lil' chaka - the incident lyrics

nine years old and i’m laying down to sleep
i’m feeling somewhat restless and i start to hear some creaks
i get out of bed and i don’t make a peep
i go out my room and i hear some more squeaks
it’s coming from my brother’s room i get the creeps
open up his door and you won’t believe the scene
he’s naked with a pikachu on his ding
got him straddled up against a beam

the light goes out inside my eyes
this is the moment that my childhood dies
i was not ready for this surprise
my older brother naked with his milky whitе thighs

what the f+ck is this bro i’m trying to rest
i’m gonna tell grandma dudе it’s for the best
he said don’t do that man i can’t get caught
if you tell anyone my rep will be shot
he stood there looking like a slack jaw fool
i said okay dude but imma tell the whole school
we stared at each other and his face turned red
he looked really scared and then i said
this is f+cking weird dude, you look like a perv
if you see me at school dude you better f+cking swerve
he said it’s really normal man
don’t you dare judge me
i laughed in his face
and said you’re a f+cking dummy
of course i’m gonna judge you this is pure gold
everyone must know man it must be told
to everyone around be it young or old
my brother f+cked a pikachu and blew his load

- lil chaka lyrics

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