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lil chromozome - june, july, and jabrony lyrics

[intro]
yo. i’ll be right f+cking back. i’m gonna go grab something from the store. b+tch!

[verse 1]
i got out the car with my wallet in my hand
i went inside and took bananas from the stand
this guy came up to me and said you can’t take those dude
i turned around and said i’ll do what i want to (bruh)
got inside my car with a latina fake taxi
she got her booty out with cheeto dust in the back seat
get the f+ck out hoe i ain’t no pimp
i only need bananas to go along with my shrimp
dumped her ass out my car and drove away
she called the cops on me claiming that i was g+y
they chased after me and proceeded to pull me over
but then i gave them each a check for 1 million dollars

[verse 2]
i drove on the street for another 2 hours
i stopped in pennsylvania to pick up some flowers
i got back home later with the bananas here
my wife shot me in the arm she was full of fear
i punched her in the face with my broken left arm
the one that got shot i just lost my forearm
i yelled at her and asked why did she do that
she told me that she thought i was performing mortal kombat
i regrew my arm in a matter of seconds
she should get on her knees and suck it i reckoned
didn’t do that all she just left me
hey b+tch what do i do with your decomposed kidney
[interlude]
well, now that my wife is gone, i can finally nut all over her grandma’s vase. +moans+
oh yeah

[verse 3]
went back to the store to donate her kidney
the same guy told me the cops are coming for me
he said he needed the bananas back bro
whoops looks like i already used them yo
not for my shrimp dinner but for something else
ever see someone wearing a few banana belts
i pulled one off and started beating his ass
and before long there was one going into his ass
he told me that he loved me and we eventually got married
we couldn’t have kids though so he got the dairy
now that he was fertile we started f+cking
i didn’t like his p+b+s so i started plucking

[verse 4]
made that dude roll on his back
rip out his f+nny pack
he never told me about it
i l!cked his crack anyway
jump on his d+ck but he doesn’t know how
i came in his b+tt dried up on the towel
he nutted inside but our baby started crying
we had to stop and we smacked that f+cking child
[verse 5]
i eventually moved in with him and we were stable
our marriage was happy it’s like it was a fable
how come our grandma’s say that this is wrong
is that why they struggle to put on pink thongs
my grandma took me off of the will
just because i married my true lover
now our marriage won’t go any further
f+ck you grandma ill just k!ll you myself
(make that f+cker put on her pink thong)
(smack my b+lls like your playing ping pong)

[outro]
oh that was straight fire on the track!

- lil chromozome lyrics

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