lil chromozome - shit and dick lyrics
[intro]
johnny: hey teacher. i’ve got a question
mr. smith: sure thing johnny. what’s the question?
johnny: so, what’s the square root of pi again?
mr. smith: johnny, we’ve been teaching this in class for the past four months. if you cannot figure this out then we’re going to have to get the poison for cuzco out. you don’t want the poison for cuzco right?
johnny: no no no sir, i+i really don’t. it’s just… i can’t grasp the concept, i don’t know what this is
mr. smith: how the actual f+ck!? we’ve been teaching this for four months!
johnny: i’m sorry!
[verse 1: mr. smith]
i spit on his d+ck
and then i hit on his d+ck
but then i sit on his d+ck
and then i sh+t on the d+ck
his ass is a brick
i just got cum in a brick
i just picked up a big brick
and then i throw that brick
shoot webs out my ass then i swing around the city
had to stop though because of my large titty
[interlude]
johnny: teacher! stop! please! you’re scaring me! i don’t like this!
mr. smith: i’m not gonna stop until you learn the material! +violently coughs+
johnny: teacher? are you ok?
mr. smith: sit the f+ck back down!
johnny: +cries+
mr. smith: crying won’t save you! only i can!
[verse 2: mr. smith]
i f+cked up a man
he looked at a trash can
i’m doing everything i can
get on the ground mr. dan
[verse 3: johnny]
i just got up now i’m fighting a demon
took his b+lls now i took all his s+m+n
hit his head on the ground he squeamen
both our d+cks out now we do it double teamin
go to sleep mother f+cka do be dreamin
skip leg day now that brotha do be leanin
shoot his head cause his mother do be feedin
hit the whip nae nae outside in my p+n+s
[interlude]
mr. smith: there ya go johnny! you’re getting a hold of it now!
johnny: oh yes i am sir! you wanna kiss?
mr. smith: yeah, just hold on a second
[verse 4: mr. smith]
i broke his d+ck with a ukelele
i never respected that lady
hit her with the lazy
mount everest is really hazy
[outro]
mr. smith: ok. now we can kiss
johnny: oh yeah
+violent kissing with tongue+
[outro]
oh that was straight fire on the track!
oh my f+cking god my throat. ow. never doing that again
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