lil chromozome - shit stains lyrics
[chromozome]
(groans of pain) it hurts so much. god!
[friend]
are you ok in there?
[chromozome]
no. does this sound ok? honestly i might be here for a few. for a few hours, at least
[friend]
alright. well, i’m going to let you finish up, hopefully it stops soon
[chromozome]
no wait. (more painful groans) don’t go. please, i need someone to talk to it’s comforting. (even more painful groans) it feels like lava pouring out of my ass!
[friend]
alright that is f+cking disgusting. i do not need to hear that
[chromozome]
i’m sorry, but that’s just how it feels. augh! it feels like lava and charcoal just combining and it’s cutting up my ass
[friend]
alright why are you describing it like that!? just stop! oh god! (gags) oh the smell. it’s coming out here
[chromozome]
i’m sorry man. i didn’t mean to do this. i didn’t know it would happen. i don’t really know what i ate that caused this. i need it to end. it hurts so bad
[friend]
it’s not your fault, don’t blame yourself for this. oh the stench. alright. tell you what. i’ll go get you some more toilet paper, bring it back, and then i’ll throw it in, and then you can do the rest alright? god, i might have to throw in some paper towels. i’ll be right back
[chromozome]
oh sh+t. speaking of toilet paper. there’s none left on here. it’s so uncomfortable. i need to wipe. i need to wipe now. (more painful groans). wha.. lysol wipes. that could work. they are wipes. they have to work. alright. let’s try this
[friend}
alright, toilet paper, toilet paper, where did i put that? uh… here it is, found it. i’ll grab some paper towels as well. don’t know how much of a mess he made in there
{chromozome]
(scream of anguish)
[friend]
what the f+ck? what the f+ck did he do? oh god
[chromzome]
(crying)
[friend]
dude! what’s wrong!
[ch0m+zome]
i shouldn’t have used those wipes! owww! help me
[friend]
what? what wipes are he… oh no. i’m coming in!
{chromozome}
ow! ow! ow!
[friend]
oh my god! why the f+ck are you off the toilet!? get back on it!
[chromozome]
it burns so bad! help me!
[friend]
you r+t+rd! why would you use lysol wipes!? they’re not meant for that!
[chromozome]
you took too long getting the toilet paper! they were the only wipes around! i thought they’d work! owww!
[friend]
get back on the toilet! you’re getting it everywhere!
[chromozome]
alright i’ll try.. ahh (slips on the floor)
[friend]
oh my god this is f+cking gross
[chromozome
oh god. oh god! i feel something big coming out!
[friend]
no no not on the floor! not on the floor! no!
[chromozome]
(violently sh+ts the hardest he can)
[friend]
what… is… is that your c+ck!?
[chromozome]
oh. that’s where it went. i forgot that i ate it after i f+cked that doll and it fell off
[friend]
you ate your own c+ck!? i+i’m done! i’m done! you’re getting a therapist! you’re going to therapy, i’ve had enough of this! clean this up when you’re done! you’re going to therapy!
[outro]
(farts)
oh. well, at least i’m done. that was straight fire on the track
or more likely straight in my ass hole, because it really does feel like it’s on fire
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