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lil colgate - uwu lyrics

[intro]
ahh, this is it
my very first song
oh, sh-t
what the f-ck am i supposed to say?
-ss, p-ss, t-ts, c-m?
what am i supposed to say?

[verse 1]
used to f-ck b-tches, now p-ssy’s a drag
of no nut november, that sh-t’s h-lla wack
my milf teacher’s t-tties, yeah that’s what i grab
she’ll gimme an a if i [?]
check off all i want
c-m in my hands
people ask me why
i’m not counting my bands
f-ck money i spend it all on fortnite
give a ho a forced abortion
the baby goin’ night night
never wanted the money
just wanted the clout
now all these hoes say they want me now
f-ck your stank p-ssy
you look like a cow
s-xing sh-t little [?]
uwu uwu
that’s what my h-m-s be like
we touch each other’s b-ms
then say goodnight
it’s not g-y though
we said no h-m-
sure hope the police don’t go through my gopro
that b-tch is a sk-nk
to her pictures i w-nk
burn her like anne frank
my d-ck’s like a tank
it don’t got much length
we hit with my strength
these lyrics i crank
it’s getting too dank
back to the story at hand
my uncle penetrates my -n-l glands
he whips out his belt
i start to yell
oh please someone, can you help?

[interlude]
oh god, please!
no, no, don’t do that
no, i’m sorry, i’m sorry
n-
no!
ahh

[verse 2]
uwu uwu
that’s what them b-tches
step on my suitcase, they better pray
that the ride isn’t b-mpy or ghostly fast
’cause they’re on their way to getting f-cked in their -ss
i never fall off, the f-cker you want?
my ex probably left me because [?]
she knows deep down that she took a loss
’cause the very next time i was in her mom
i own seven slaves, all of them children
but i don’t use them for s-x, i just like to use them
to pull hot babes, i say they’re my kids
these ladies wanna come back to my crib
once we get to my shack i knock her out
can’t say no if she’s p-ssed out
after i’m done, i cook her on the stove
gotta feed my child slaves something, y’know
please don’t look at me like a freak
i’m seriously not what you think
i go to church every week
for some reason
god’s saying my future is looking bleak
it must be my kinks or fetishes too
half the sh-t i think about is taboo
you don’t wanna get caught up with my crew
’cause if you do, it’s over for you
fool

[outro]
you know
i wonder if they got big b-tches and anime tiddies in heaven
see you on the other side!

- lil colgate lyrics

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