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lil cricket - took yo granny downtown lyrics

[intro]
it’s lil cricket (chirp chirp) , lil bootyhole (bootyhole), and granny “hey there sonny boy”, (bootyhole), sup granny, you ready for this? “ready as i’ll ever be”, alright granny let’s check it (crickets chirp)

[verse] (lil cricket)
i grabbed yo granny, took her downtown
i really just beat yo granny’s doonies down (down)
follow granny around call me a stalker (stalker)
bought her nice things, got her a walker (walker)

granny really into me, you know she diggin’ this
spitting straight heat, my flow’s ridiculous
yo granny mad bald, she said, “fly wigasus,”
granny a stickler, real meticulous

[verse] (lil bootyhole)

granny’s boothole real stretchy just like elastic, (elastic)
popped it so hard, now she’s doin’ gymnastics
dentures fallin out, you know they is loose
fat dookie in the toilet, i done laid a deuce

walking down the street, and i seen a crocodilian
granny so stacked, she done made a billion
took her to the couch, yeah, we got real physical
had her legs shaking, now she speakin’ in syllables!

[verse] (lil cricket)
(d+mn) granny’s booty stretchy, like luffy
but its dry as h+ll like a camel’s coochie
granny on the bed now she’s chirping like a cricket
her back cracking loud but she still won’t quit it

took a dook in the toilet turned that water brown
dookie too big, couldn’t flush it down (down)
clogged up the toilet, grab the plumber
beating on yo grannys cheeks call me a drummer

[verse] (lil bootyhole)
prune juice on the table, lube on the dresser
granny asked for round two, i couldn’t even stress her (stress her)
granny got no t++th, but she still gon’ chew
said, “lil bootyhole, let me show you what to do.”

met her to the kitchen made her booty shake
took her to the floor, had her knees on break
she said, “slow down boy for my own hips sake”
but i’m deep in granny, like a rake in a lake

[verse] (lil cricket)
granny called me up, said, “come beat my cheeks,” (cheeks)
pulled up quick, now i’m clappin’ for weeks. (weeks)
walker in the corner, dentures on the sink, (sink)
granny bent over, yeah, she needed a drink. (drink)
took granny downtown, she wild and unsual
pouch so deep, call granny a marsupial
took her to the room, yeah, we broke that bed
now the neighbors all mad ’cause they heard what i said. (d+mn)

[verse] (lil bootyhole)
granny out here barking, she calling me “papi,”
but her legs gave out, now she walking all sloppy. (sloppy)
prune juice spilled while she twerked in the chair
she said, “boy, don’t stop, put your hands right there.”

dentures fell out, now she gumming the meat, (meat)
granny so wild, got her dancing offbeat
took her downtown, hit the senior motel
granny so freaky, man, she raising pure h+ll

[verse] (lil cricket)
she all warmed up, granny be stayin loose
granny said, “boy, let me show you the caboose.”
her back started cracking, but she still ain’t quit
said, “lil boy, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this.” (d+mn)

granny bald, her head real shiny (shiny)
granny bustin it down, she’s shaking her hiney (hiney)
anyways i took granny, and brought her downtown
i really did beat granny’s doonies down
[outro]

doonies down

bootyhole, crickets chirp, crickets, crickets chirp

granny is in the back, getting attacked, (granny had a heart attack), chirp chirp chirp chirp

- lil cricket lyrics

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