lil crumpit - a very crumpit christmas lyrics
[intro, arlen]
ho, ho ho!
[verse 1, liam]
ho ho, my name is nick
but you can call me santa claus
im old and fat and im red like a tomato
not a potato though
i like to give little kids presents
and this year you got a big one
and no i ain’t talking bout my d+ck
im talking bout giving you a gun
[verse 2, arlen]
elf on the shelf but im giving you s+x
elf on the s+x
mrs. claus is a baddy and she has a fatty
her big cakes
they’re so large and i want to take a+
my big icicle l+sts for you mrs. claus, umm
my big bumpy icicle
yes, im, its, uhhh
[verse 3, liam]
sorry that was one of my elves
he doesn’t get out sometimes
we forget to feed him sometimes
yeah, he doesn’t really have a brain but thats cool
instead of christmas we celebrate lil crumpmas
to celebrate lil crumpit
yeah, we are the second coming of jesus, yeah we are
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