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lil crumpit - dogsquatch freestyle lyrics

[intro, arlen]
open up the door
and let the boys enter
yuh

[verse, arlen]
i produce rhymes in two+time
and drink lime
it hurts my tongue cuz its just lime
no sugar is added to the lime
but im rhyming
i waste time+
call me the seven dwarfs
cuz im with snow white in bed
and were making love
back rubs i give her
and then she crys cuz i beat her up
and i hit her
they call me the barking
but i ain’t no dog
and i ain’t barking cuz im not a dog
i dont have four legs
i have two arms and two legs
and four hands, but not feet
speaking of feet where our yours
i wanna see them
show me your feet
yeah, take off your socks show me+
i swear i have self control
i won’t even l!ck them
i won’t even l!ck them once
maybe twi+
i bet the next fortnite seasons gonna be absolutely whack
hit you in your sack
i ain’t a girl but i got a nice rack
big b00bs, i got a large chest
im large chest, big+
all the other rappers
they’re scared to face this
and i might just mace this
with some mace
hit you in the face with a mace
it’ll hurt, theres spikes on the mace
big b+lls
i have lots of rights a straight white male
i got no tail, i ain’t a furry
but i am fur+
my b+lls, hairy as sh+t
call me ohio cuz goofy ahhs what im spitting
all my bars they be hitting
no quitting, i ain’t sh+tting you
eating poo
pee pee poo poo
+pffffffft+

- lil crumpit lyrics

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