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lil crumpit - tech baby lyrics

there is a reason why you’re crying
because there’s dookie squirts up in your diaper
there is a reason why you’re crying
because mama stole your binky
you’re not hearing me
there is a reason why you are crying
and it’s not because you are sad
but it’s because you have a limiting belief
you’re not hearing me
the doctor said i was a crack baby
the doctor said i had fetal alcohol syndrome
the doctor said i was an ipad kid
are you beliеvin this?
but what i am is tech baby
y’all ever hеard of tech baby?
tech baby is what happens when your mom shoves a bitcoin up her coochie
y’all not listening to me
tech baby is the foremost leader in technological advancements
y’all not listening to me
why am i the foremost leader?
one, because i can only count to four
three, because i’m four years old
and five, look at that
i just broke the bounds of what i just told you for which i can do
i invested in apple at two years old
that was to keep my pedeatrician away
because he said i was allergic to peanuts
and guess what that is?
that is a limiting belief
what i want y’all to do
i want y’all to throw out your binkys and your babas
because that’s filled with the formula
it is non gmo
it has no prosicifications
guess what im talking about
im talking about titty milk
y’all need to start drinking titty milk

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