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lil culture - if lil culture was a dog rn, his tail would be deadass waggin lyrics

[verse]
if lil culture was a dog right now, his tail would be deadass waggin’
if lil culture was a frog right now, he’d be on a log with his long johns saggin’
if lil culture was god right now, he’d be on god braggin’
if lil culture was a computer right now, he’d be downloading multiple copies of fortnite
lil culture spent 872 days underwater
lil culture got bored down there, so he became an underwater vlogger
then he quit vlogging and started livestreaming frogger
lil culture eventually became friends with an ottеr
but lil culture ended up falling in lovе with the otter’s daughter
she was over 18 and had a big booty on her
but her dad was mad, said lil culture’s a goner
so lil culture put poison in the otter’s starburst
turned him into a star and then made the star burst
ran him over, but of course he got in his car first
gave him an uppercut and cut him up just like a barber

[outro]
if you’re hearing this right now, that means you didn’t skip the song, so thank you
lil culture out, baby

- lil culture lyrics

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