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lil darkie - methhead freestyle lyrics

[intro: afourteen & bruhmanegod]
h-llo!
my name is afourteen and i was not here for the first half of the recording of this song
but, i’m just here to say, that, meth is bad kids
and you should not be doing that ’cause it will hurt you very bad
oh, brother, this guy stinks!

[verse 1: eric north]
ayy, yuh (yuh)
ayy, ayy
b-tch, do not talk ’til you suck on my d-ck
and my pet got a d-ck so you sucking his d-ck
i pull my d-ck to the back of my hips
and i talk to your b-tch about horoscope sh-t
b-tch, f-ck a jet, f-ck lears
all of these pipes full of meth
looking like a big bundle chandeliers
dragging my d-ck on the floor
and it pushes my d-ck through the carpet and tickled me more
pocket full of c-m and i might throw it on a heater
c-m burns in my lungs, lil’ baby take a breather, ayy
my pipe broke because last night i lit it to hot
now my body super high (f-ck me!)
i’ma lose my mind if you don’t f-ck my wife tonight

[bridge: johnnascus]
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh
yuh-yuh

[verse 2: johnnascus]
stop, stop when i stop (stop)
drop, when it drop (drop)
flock, when they flock (flock!)
dreams run amok
count sheep, run on me (run on me)
counting, they trample me (c’mon!)
trample me, trample me, trample me
trample me, trample me, tra-
black goat walk to me in humanoid form
stabs me through the neck with its black horn
then i levitate, levitate, levitate, levitate, levitate
look into the eyes and they are dead
taste the juicy pupils, i’m my own pupil
plaster it on a wall, nothing matters, my new name is paul (ow)
demon of s-x, rip my p-n-s from the chest
give birth through the belly b-tton
my newborn will bring universal destruction
the laws of time will cease to exist

[verse 3: half metal kaiba & wendigo]
i’m in madhouse, ten-down, take the trash out
stand down, you ain’t got eyes, pull the strands out
walkin’ whack, in the alley smokin’ smack, still in shacks, sh-t
back to back to back to back, i dragged it
heavy breathin’ down ya’ neck, it’s mr. reaper (mr. reaper)
walk up supa’ sneaky, spin ‘em like a cd
drivin’ in a car that i’ll be leavin’ (i be- i be-)
man, i’m tweakin’ (yeah-yeah)
i’m drowsy, f-ck, i’m tryin’ supa’ hard to focus
in the walls, rats, rats and f-ckin’ locusts, hah

[bridge: blckk]
ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
suck my f-ckin’ d-ck!

[verse 4: blckk]
i’ma f-ck up yo’ whole face, put you in a rat race
shove you in a bathtub and kick a f-cking toaster in it
i’on like you or your friends, lil’ b-tch
i can smell that sh-t from miles, you a snitch
i’ma make ya’ f-cking body start twitching
i’m tryna cut you open, motherf-cka, stop flinchin’
and if i had to choose between f-ckin’ with you and dyin’
i’m tying up a knot around my neck and straight divin’
f-ck my life, i’ma hang my wife
i’ma tell the f-cking cops the stupid b-tch was suicidal
k!ll yourself, you a godd-mn clown
i’ma force feed ya’ cyanide and put you on a unicycle

[verse 5: bruhmanegod & royalty the kidd]
meatman, i’m the m-th-f-ckin’ meatman (okay! okay!)
careful where you creep, man (okay!)
i will f-ckin’ eat, man (okay!)
i will brew a soup (yeah!)
i am from peru (yeah!)
start a war between the continents
rocket full of pocket lint
lackin’ human common sense (ayy, ayy)
i don’t tote poles, i jus’ toke bowls (ayy, ayy, ayy)
smoking with some moles you know
i’d never rhyme that sh-t with chokehold
i feel like a crackhead, every day
bam! spider gang, and we want a plot of land (yes!)
you no spider, you’s a fly so you get banned (banned)
walk around with my hand in my pants (in my pants)
understand you are not from the strand (f-ck, sh-t!)
so you f-cked up, hug the spider truck (yeah, yeah, yeah)
wanna ride when we drive by cause we tight as f-ck
in the trunk and we finna hit numerous speed b-mps
runner-ups get run over but only the knees crush

[verse 6: lil darkie]
yuh, yuh, i have an erection, i have no direction
slipping on a liquid, non-addictive, like its borin’
but it’s not it got me soarin’, i’m trippin’ into my core
and i’m waiting patiently, fade into sofa gracefully
maple leaf, thinking ’bout when the paper leave
how am i gonna pay for weed? (ugh, f-ck)
kick it like it’s liu kang or ip man
i just wanna stick the tip in
it do hang like a nike from a shoestring
i’m creepin’, doing acid is my new thing
it seep into my brain and it do sting
like electricity, he p-ssing me off
he going missing like decision to be soft like a kitten
i’m spitting n-gg-s into submission
and written ’em out of existence
i’m light yagami, dark sodomy
she like a meatman
b-tch, i’m a butcher i cut off yo’ leg
turn you into a seat man
i’ll make a feet fan
“decrease your prices” i’ll increase my vices
mixed herbs and spices inside of my eyelids

[chorus: all]
you smoke crack, you is basically christian
meth in my pipe, man, that sh-t hit different
you smoke crack, you is basically christian
meth in my pipe, man, that sh-t hit different
you smoke crack, you is basically christian
meth in my pipe, man, that sh-t hit different
you smoke crack, you is basically christian
meth in my pipe, man, that sh-t hit different

[outro: all]
yah! hahahahaha!
you better be smoking crack, b-tch!
where’s my mom? spider! spider gang! spider gang! spider gang? excuse me, is that spider gang? h-llo? is that spider gang? h-llo?
some spiders, spider gang
s-s-s-spider? s-s-spider?
spider gang! spider gang! spider gang
hey listen, hey listen, hey, hey, hey, it’s spider gang
spider gang!

- lil darkie lyrics

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