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lil dicky - evolution of man lyrics

[intro]
let’s take it back, ay
let’s take it back, ay

[verse]
i didn’t have a chance
i was walking with my bag down the street to harrison ave
summer’s over, back to class, way before i had a sedan
hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids and then bam, i saw brittany for the first time
i was in a trance
who the h+ll was this? new chick i never met
was friends with girls, but i hadn’t really been attracted to n0body yet
but 8th grade was going crazy, this b+tch was so amazing
walked up and said, “hi, i’m dave,” and then sh+t changed
she told me she just moved into town
i knew it, no doubt
i loved this girl insidе and out
her beautiful smile and hеr style were drivin’ me wild
we sat together on the bus, we sat together every lunch
she has me switching up to polos and ditching yo+yos
i went from moving solo dolo to being so o+b+s+e+double+s+e+d
thought about her constantly
on kazaa burning her cds, ’cause i saw her and she saw me
but back then, i was gross
i’d do the most for a joke, i’d show my assh0l+ to girls
and i just really wasn’t the brand of guy that would get the girls
i had no facial hair, just curls
and all my friends had kissed a girl except me
and i just wanted to be realistic about it
i didn’t want to mess the whole thing up
and i just loved being around her, so i took the best friends route
that sh+t was so fun i don’t care what any of you guys say
the hottest girl i ever met tickling my arm, going to the mall with her, chatting on aol all night
we talked about plenty things
everything we could
how he parents treated her and how she felt misunderstood
she would tell me sh+t on aim in person that she never could
i talked her through it
i took a ton of pride up in the fact that i made her feel good
started hanging out up in the bas+m+nts
playin’ spin the bottle watchin’ her turn land on jason
i closed my eyes until we played the nervous game where i would place my hand up on her breast over her bra
that was incredible, that was raw
i jerked off to that all fall
winter snow days watching the television like, “come on”
high school next year, this a problem
sophmores, juniors, seniors, everybody saw her
i remember browsing blockbuster with her when this senior c+cksucker told her she looked beautiful, she blushed
she was popular, i just stood to the side and waited
obviously, they started dating
harrison ave. just wasn’t the same without her
no bus stop, he drove her to school in a car with rims and real big bass
hated this guy, hated their vibe, i hated his face
i waited for the demise but it never seemed to happen
she was too attached and he latched on
now she leavin’ my friend group
smokin’, drinkin’ with them dudes
now she’s with this older guy, didn’t see it comin’
i strategize my hallway walk so i can see her some
the only class we had together, spanish, what the f+ck?
i was carlos, she was mia
why did they make us choose spanish names, by the way? isn’t that insane? i digress
of course he cheated on her, she would call me so depressed
but she kept goin’ back
mapquestin’, printin’ out directions
i designated drive to his parties that sh+t was so+ i was soft, i was a p+ssy, i was weak, i was lame
but whatever, i’m in 9th grade, what the h+ll could i say?
but one time i stayed home his party got busted by the popo
it made me so so so so so so happy
he got grounded and the dance was this week
i never went to those, but now she could just stay home with me
why didn’t i go to them? okay, ’cause i was scared of getting b+n+rs on the dance floor
the whole thing was overwhelming
it was just a bizarre social situation
i didn’t drink, everyone did. whatever, back to the story
i was excited to just chill with her, return to our glory
then she like, “dave, wait, we should go to the dance together. just be my date!”
i’m like, “what?” she like, “yeah1”
i’m like, “uhh.”
i came and came, my brain just said yes
popularity+wise, this is a jetpack, and i miss my friend
and obviously i was fully in love with her, so i said, “okay, no problem”
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