lil dicky - freaky friday lyrics
[intro: chris brown]
lil d-cky, ooh
mustard on the beat, ho
[verse 1: chris brown]
i woke up chris breezy, oh my god i’m the man (oh sh-t)
i’m so fly and i can dance (whoa, whoa sh-t)
there’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
i just facetimed kanye (blip, blip)
i told him i’m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
got all these hoes in my dm (yeah, i do)
holy sh-t, i got a kid (oh)
ohh, i can sing so well
wonder if i can say the n-word (wait for real?)
wait, can i really say the n-word?
what up, my n-gg-? (woo) what up, my n-gg-?
big ups, my n-gg-, we up, my n-gg-
you p-ssy -ss n-gg-, man, f-ck y’all n-gg-s
’cause i’m that n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-
i’m that n-gg-
[chorus: chris brown]
i woke up in chris brown’s body (oh yeah)
somehow this sh-t turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this b-tch sideways
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday
yeah, it’s freaky friday
i’m in chris brown’s body
i drive his ferrari and i’m light-skinned black
[verse 2: lil d-cky]
(ring ring) what the f-ck?
i woke up and i’m lil d-cky (lil d-cky?)
ugh, what the f-ck?
this sh-t is real weak
how his d-ck staying perched up on his b-lls like that?
walking down the street and ain’t n-body know my name (whoa)
ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
ain’t n-body judging ’cause i’m black or my controversial past
i’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
ayy, i’m a blood but i can finally wear blue (cool)
why his momma calling all the time?
leave me the f-ck alone, b-tch
wait, if i’m in d-cky’s body, breezy is who?
hope my daughter’s in school
f-ck, if i was chris brown, where would i be?
what would i do?
[chorus: chris brown]
i woke up in chris brown’s body (oh yeah)
somehow this sh-t turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this b-tch sideways
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday
yeah, it’s freaky friday
i’m in chris brown’s body
i look at my soft d-ck with delight, it’s my dream d-ck
[verse 3: lil d-cky & chris brown]
if i was lil d-cky in my body, where would i be?
i’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
i’m balling on the court, oh my god i can dunk
snap a flick of my junk
my d-ck is trending on twitter? f-ck
now i’m at the club, i talked my way into getting in
i look up in the vip, my goodness there i am
i signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
i don’t know who that is
wait, who the f-ck he think he is?
took a gl-ss bottle, shatter it on the bouncer’s head (woo)
walked up to that motherf-cker
wait, think it through for a sec
if you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
but wait, i love myself
that was the key, now we’re switching back
[chorus: chris brown]
i woke up in chris brown’s body (oh yeah)
somehow this sh-t turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this b-tch sideways
(i can’t believe)
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday
[outro]
lil d-cky: wait, what the f-ck?
ed sheeran: and now i’m in ed sheeran’s body
it’s way less cool than being chris brown was
lil d-cky: what the f-ck again?
dj khaled: i’m dj khaled
why am i yelling?
kendall jenner: huh, i’m kendall jenner
i got a v-g-n-, i’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
holy sh-t, i got a v-g-n- (uh), i’m gonna learn
i’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
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