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lil dicky - mr. mcadams lyrics

[verse 1]
you don’t even care about me
tell me why i care about you
this ain’t the movies but i think that you’re the one
rachel let me be your

[chorus]
mr. mcadams
rachel they gon’ call me mr. mcadams
i’ll take your name girl, facts
it’s insanely farfetched
i ain’t playing, why you think i’ve been rapping
to be mr. mcadams, say yes

[verse 2]
don’t lie to me, don’t lie to me, don’t lie
you think i’m f+cking sick
you think i lost my sh+t
you think i’m weird af
but that endearing freckle upon your chin is too much
i got a freckle on my face too
i know you’ve dated taylor kitsch (uh)
and i know you’ve seen ryan gosling’s d+ck (skrrt!)
oh girl, i don’t know at all girl
i just wanna take you to a ball, have a ball girl
valet will call me
[chorus]
mr. mcadams
rachel they gon’ call me mr. mcadams
i’ll take your name girl, facts
it’s insanely farfetched
i ain’t playing, why you think i’ve been rapping
to be mr. mcadams, say yes

[verse 3]
are you a blonde or brunette?
you pull ’em both off like socks in a bed
notebook even had a little bit of red (true)
i don’t why i’m telling you why about your hair (ah)
you would know best, you was there, it’s your hair (stupid)
girl i confess that i suck d+ck (ay)
not suck d+ck like gave head (nah)
i’m just bad at doing this sh+t (hey)
girl just let me prove that i’m him
heard you’re 5’4″, i bet you don’t even know that’s my ideal height
i’m 6″, eh 5’11”, i’m 5’10”, friends say i’m funny
and i got fans too so i can relate to this being off+putting (sorry)
but i just know you’d like what i could give (swerve)
imagine guac without no chips (ooh)
imagine me up at your door (ay)
i don’t know where
what would you say?
what would we do?
probably be weird
too much buildup
too much presh
[bridge]
or maybe we would f+ck like rabbits
maybe i’m your brad pitt
f+ck brad pitt
don’t think about him

[chorus]
i’m mr. mcadams (mr. mcadams)
rachel they gon’ call me mr. mcadams (mr. mcadams)
i’ll take your name girl, facts
it’s insanely farfetched
i ain’t playing, why you think i’ve been rapping
to be mr. mcadams, say yes

- lil dicky lyrics

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