lil' eggroll - dick in a toaster lyrics
[intro]
h-llo there…
umm…
i just want to sit down
and tell you all a story a quick story that happened to me earlier in life…
it really affected me
uhh, you might take this as a joke but uh, i got my um, i got my weewee stuck somewhere when i was trying to make something
it really affected my life
imma gonna tell you about it
[chorus]
uh d-ck in a toaster
d-ck in a toaster (man)
d-ck in a toaster (man)
now it’s stuck
what the f-ck
[bridge]
d-ck in a toaster
d-ck in a toaster
man, this just sucks (uh ah)
[verse]
i was making some toast
then my d-ck got stuck
i was in shock like if i saw a ghost
p-ss me the b-tter this is no joke
then i called mom and she didn’t even come
i was in danger cause it got hot
and i hope i wouldn’t bust
too late there goes a nut
[outro]
then i scratch my b-tt
then i yell the f-ck
cause my d-ck came off the hotness and now there was a mess like a blonde playing chess
f-ck
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