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lil eggsoup - small pp anthem lyrics

[intro: lil eggsoup]
(you know it, sb)
(mr. squidward)
yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[verse 1: lil eggsoup]
i just lost my virginity
even though my d+ck size is embarrassin’
and my ass kinda hurt, why do i feel cream?
why didn’t she just tell me?
’cause now i’m basically g+y
can’t trust no one ’cause i feel unsafe
but maybe i might do it again, anyways
i was just walkin’ back home from school one day
some guy just went up and said “hey”
at the time, i thought everything was okay
then he pulled down his pants and i got b+tt+raped
the fortunate part, i was only eight
okay, listen
my cousin was lookin’ submissive
no i’m not havin’ no children, but i’m not usin’ protection
b+tch
no i’m not usin’ protection, b+tch
yeah, yeah
my p+n+s is like three inches on a good day
usually two point seven on a wednesday
normal p+rn is thе biggest turn+off
furry s+x is the biggеst turn+on (oof)
[interlude: lil pasty]
ayy, it’s pasty, b+tch (it’s pasty)
te+he+ha+ha (how’d i get here?)
let’s get it (haha), ayy (ha)
ayy (ayy), ayy

[verse 2: lil pasty]
sh+t bars, i’m goin’ to jail in a sh+t cell
split cells, ’bout to conjure, yeah on my skin cells
b+tt+rapin’ b+tch, pull my d+ck out and my sh+t smells
mario stick, the way i hit ’em with the big sh+lls (haha)
i might have to snap on a small song (okay)
eggsoup, pasty up in hong kong
pull my meat out, it’s a long dong
but it’s so small, wait you’re not wrong
eggsoup goin’ ape like it’s king kong
pasty f+cked up with the king bong
king bot, when i take off, gotta pit stop
pull a huge spoon out my ass, and it’s l!cked off

[verse 3: lil eggsoup]
grippin’ these hoes, i’m like a spider
i’ma be honest, i still grip diapers
molest a b+tch, and now she’s sayin’ she’s a survivor
smack that b+tch like mike tyson, she ain’t even a fighter, ho
lil’ ho, yeah, let’s go
yuh, huh, yuh
[outro]
if she asks you to feed her
you shall give her your three inch defeater

- lil eggsoup lyrics

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