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lil-mc-official - minin daimonds lyrics

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lil mc: minin diamonds

log onto minecraft cause you know that i’m da best
grab all my diamonds and i stick ‘em in a ender chest. (ay!)
playin’ till 8 cause you know i p-ssed the math test
take my diamond sword and i’m k!llin’ in a spider nest!

grindin’ fo the diamonds, in them minecraft caves
gettin’ real tired from all the mobs i’ve slayed! (ay!)
yo mah diamond sword is red from all the creeper blood i’ve spilled!
can’t even count how many zombies i have k!lled (ya yeet!)

i’m minin, and craftin, so fast watch watch it in slomo
my house a giant p-n-s but i promise bro no h0m-!
sittin’ at the lunch table, playin’ on my switch
you know i’m in my christian server chillin wit yo b-tch (gottem!)

out the corner of my eye i catch something shinin
my heart starts to race
“oh my god that is a diamond?!”
diggin in a hole every day you know i’m minin
can’t help but flex with all these daimonds i am findin

collectin’ the ores like they’re totino’s pizza rolls
‘cause you know i got them diamonds i dont f-ck with no d-mn coal!
everyday i come back to my lil dirt shack
put away all my diamonds got that 64 stack! (daaaayyuuum!)

i’m minin, and craftin, so fast watch watch it in slomo
my house a giant p-n-s but i promise bro no h0m-!
sittin’ at the lunch table, playin’ on my switch
you know i’m in my christian server chillin wit yo b-tch (yeet ya)

got my diamond sword enchanted with that sharpness three
i’m watching eyes of ender fly out my in-ventory
goin’ underground leadin to a stronghold
soon there will be an unholy sight to behold

k!llin silver fish wit dat enchated sword of sharpness
then i see in front of me a portal made of darkness
readyin’ my diamond armor, i go into the void
you know the ender dragon is about to get destroyed!!! (daayyyum!)

i’m minin, and craftin, so fast watch watch it in slomo
my house a giant p-n-s but i promise bro no h0m-!
sittin’ at the lunch table, playin’ on my switch
you know i’m in my christian server chillin wit yo b-tch (yeet ya)

fast as a bullet, i’m dodging his attacks
running out of arrows only down to two stacks
hittin him so much “yo why he hasn’t lost hp?!”
all of a sudden, i think i’ve got the key
the crystals, a beacon, like a signal to me
shooting with my bow i let out a battle “reee!”
all of a sudden, the chat is getting closa
“herobrine has joined yo minecraft serva.” (say whaaaat?)

goin’ for the attack, hero’s running fastah
shootin all the crystals with his super greifer blaster!
my bow and arrow breaks, so you know i’ve got to swap
lookin at his health and i see it starts to drop (ayy!)

he’s lookin’ weak, got my opportunity
i go in for the slash with the power of christianity (holy praying sound)
jesus by my side, there’s no way that i can lose
i see him decend from the heavens sayin “ay boi what it do?”
i said i need your help, slayin this giant scary dragon
he pulled out a glock and said “boi lets get crackalackin!”
beat for a verse-

i’m minin, and craftin, so fast watch watch it in slomo
my house a giant p-n-s but i promise bro no h0m-!
sittin’ at the lunch table, playin’ on my switchww
you know i’m in my christian server chillin wit yo b-tch (oh shiet)

and just like that it’s over, his health bar zero
i think to myself “god i am such a hero”
i pray to jesus thanking him for what he’d done
now to just get the egg and it will all be done…

wait?- where’s the egg?!?!
“herobrine has left the server”
now i still hunt for herobrine, to this very day…
and yes i still play minecraft f-ck you stop callin me g-y!!!! (oof)

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