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lil mouse trap - vegan dick lyrics

[intro]
b-b-b-bathtub beats
aye yo shout out the fattpack they the real ones
lil mouse trap in this b-tchhhhh
ayeeeeeee
you know my d-ck fat tho
aye yo keep that in

[pre-chorus]
sh-t slaps hard like my d-ck
hear that sh-t when i f-ck on your b-tch
d-mn that sh-t is so f-cking loud
neighbors be hearing that 3 doors down
d-mn, i got no time for your girl
if she sees my d-ck it’ll make her hurl
the boys call me blind but trust me i can see
only getting high when i smoke ic’s

[chorus]
hold up homie, lemme hit a l!ck
grab a b-tch and f-ck her real quick
now she need a f-cking walking stick
cause you know ya girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
wrist so cold need an ice pick
coming thru she need that broomstick
when she leave make her homesick
cause your girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah

[verse 1]
lauren coming over i eat a cuc-mber (kale)
go to your b-tch imma give her this lumber (2×4)
d-ck so big it’ll put you in a slumber (snore)
go back to your b-tch……. imma thumb her (splash)
tryna steal your girl yeah her days are numbered (calculus)
back my meat out, sh-ts big like a hummer
may be winter now, just wait for the summer (d-mn)
d-ck so loud they be thinking imma drummer
you calling your girl but she ain’t picking up the phone
we f-cking so hard sounds like a metronome (tick tock tick tock)
i be f-ckin your b-tch on the main road (ay)
and she know that i got a wide load (woah)
know its thick like a mother f-cking chode (dude…. what the f-ck was that)
ice like im fresh out the freezer (ice)
20 on a choker?…… bbbbeater

[chorus]
hold up homie, lemme hit a l!ck
grab a b-tch and f-ck her real quick
now she need a f-cking walking stick
cause you know ya girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
wrist so cold need an ice pick
coming thru cause she need that broomstick
when she leave that sh-t make her homesick
cause your girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah

[verse 2]
rub a dub dub now we f-ckin in the tub (b-b-b-bathtub beats)
rat a tat tat now i’m comin with that gat (doot, doot, doot)
you know it’s ‘rona season so hold my beer (drip)
i be hittin your b-tch from the rear (ouuuuu)
catch me vaping nic 6 for a whole year
whippin 120 put that sh-t in 9th gear
burning rubber on the porsche how it is with foreign cars
f-ck that hoe on the low, navy seal; bronze star
catch me swervin in the mother f-ckin mazda (skrrt)
never slowin down b-tch i’m only gettin faster (nos)
speedin through yo block have you prayin like a pastor (prayer)
f-ck with us b-tch you be headed for disaster
f-ck your girl so well she callin me master (splinter)
i love fecal matter so you know i -ss blast her (fuuuck)

[chorus]
hold up homie, lemme hit a l!ck (ughhhhh)
grab a b-tch and f-ck her real quick (fuccccc)
now she need a f-cking walking stick (yuuhhhhhh)
cause your girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
wrist so cold need an ice pick (ice, ice, ice)
coming thru cause she need that broomstick
when she leave that sh-t make her homesick
cause your girl loves my vegan d-ck, yea
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah
vegan d-ck, ugh, vegan d-ck, yeah

[verse 3]
iced out my d-ck and she ride it like a bicycle
said it’s cold like i f-cked her with an icicle (bro the f-ck are you talking about?)
got a fat wallet don’t carry any pennies
got so much money that i iced out my veggies
24 carrot and i ain’t talking gold
my gang is the fattpack and we’re uncontrolled
got a carrot d-ck and it’s something to behold
when my d-ck gets hard it grows ninefold
i’m so iced out ive got no room for more
carrot for a d-ck boy its fresh out the store
you know i give her my whole vegetable
she take that sh-t just like an edible
but that big veggie ain’t digestible
ice on my neck looking like a yam
second hand -n-l glands
beat my d-ck with both hands
bands, xans, weed strands, wetlands
so much clout it’s hard to understand
lauren on me, feelin like the man
pull up with my minivan, in afghanistan
i want green eggs wit’ no ham
got green eggs? i go ham

[outro]
been riding her -ss for a month
but i still ain’t got that nut
f-ck!
this sh-ts so stupid, im so f-cking done with this sh-t

- lil mouse trap lyrics

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