lil pasty - snorlax lyrics
[chorus: lil pasty & juan ketchum]
2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like i’m snorlax
money goin up i’m gettin paper can’t ignore that
flexing so hard my muscles ya i tore that
checkin my dms 4 guys like can i get my wh0re back??
uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes
we taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke
i keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float
i’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak
[verse 1: juan ketchum]
i be gettin f+cky in the rubber ducky bathtub
pull up by myself you know i’m never needing backup
zilla vs. kong, what’s a king to a god?
knew that monkey was gone as soon as i heard the matchup
yuh… and now we’re gettin’ real weird
i’m more toxic than leafy when leafywashere
i keep two fingers up look like chief over justice
i look superb and you look like a gungan
love ron swanson because he has a rad stache
tanjiro ate dominos he gotta go to bagdad
you smell bad liked you walked out of a porta potty
lookin outta place like an autobot in an auto body
stupid little doofus blastin music in a buick
and i’m super ultra mega hyper awesome i’m the coolest (d+mn)
ima super powered mutant like a turtle in the sewage
i’m like anakin you dooku and my brain is saying do it (do it)
[chorus: lil pasty & juan ketchum]
2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like i’m snorlax
money goin up i’m gettin paper can’t ignore that
flexing so hard my muscles ya i tore that
checkin my dms 4 guys like can i get my wh0re back??
uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes
we taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke
i keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float
i’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak
[verse 2: lil pasty]
choke choke choke, got her slobbin’ on me slobbin’ on me
boat boat boat, jewelry on me cause a huge tsunami
wrote wrote wrote, past tense i got her riding on me
woah woah woah, me and juan we up next ain’t no hiding
ain’t no hiding we up in yo face about it (sup b+tch)
meme rap 101 about to blow me up don’t doubt it
hot box brain so the way i think is clouded (uhm uh yea)
no stds but green d+ck i be pounding
ay sittin’ in my room i’m writing lyrics on a word pad for this song with me and juan it took 10 minutes i know your mad (spit it)
cuz its just so effortless
fly as f+ck but featherless (yea)
i like girls with big b00bs and cute face its preference (d+mn)
givin feats so generous
pasty run for president
i’ll have so much money that i’ll be replacing jefferson
i’m out of my element, rocky wrist is sediment (that’s a patek)
i’m making my own path i said f+ck a reference (pasty!)
[chorus: lil pasty & juan ketchum]
2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like i’m snorlax
money goin up i’m gettin paper can’t ignore that
flexing so hard my muscles ya i tore that
checkin my dms 4 guys like can i get my wh0re back??
uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes
we taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke
i keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float
i’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak
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