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lil phlegm - swajjuries not included lyrics

[intro]
–zeke, shut the f-ck up!–

[verse 1: lil phlegm]
pull up to your school with a plan, joseph kony
arrested, i hid my mac inside the roni
pull up with the uzi, no you just a phony
acne faced, you look like a furry, a brony
a couple of fandoms i cannot remember
’cause i left you in flames and you just the ember
i give you cold shoulder like it is december
mess with me or payday, you will get dismembered
your mans pull up to me, he got no swajjur
he got a screw gun but he forgot the battery
pull out the choppa, mess with his anatomy
i let him loose and he run like a factory
pull up on your mans and he says “owee!”
’cause i just shot him in the leg
yeah i feel like captain k’nuckle, the belt buckle
play with that girl like a clown because i juggle
blast him, turn him into a thousand-piece puzzle
and i hi-fived a ghost, a man like muscle
aye, keanu reeves, joan of arc bust down in time machine
only drink leche, i do not drink lean
i’m like a kid because i eat cuisine
aye, hash-slinging slasher
imma pull up on your block with a dream catcher
crawl up in the window, imma sn-tch her
got a couple trench coats like a flasher
d-nkleberg, might just pull up on my neighbor
kick him in the nuts just like he is in labor
i won’t do your feature, i won’t do it later
doug dimmadome, it feels like i am the mayor

[interlude: payday]
i thought i just seen a cougar in my backyard, and i’m not talking about no big cat. i’m talking about a forty-year-old woman
i am disturbed (for real)
i am highly disturbed (for real, for real)
ooh, payday, yuh, brrr, cha-ching!

[verse 2: payday]
i get the money, no stopping, huh
i’m way too fly, mary poppins, huh
look at the whip that i’m copping, huh
these b-tches up in narcotics, huh
fresh -ss sneakers, b-tch i got them for the low
cold -ss neck look like the north pole
hoes stepping on my toes and they finna catch this pole, ayy
blast ’em all away, yuh, payday on a roll, ayy
i’m going up like a rocket and y’all cannot stop it
i know that all y’all finna mock it
the way that i walk with these bands in my pocket
bars really hot like a comet, i’m on it
i’m faster than sonic, so sick it’s bubonic
all of y’all know that i’m so d-mn iconic
look, i k!ll ’em all like i’m john wick
ice in my soul, so demonic
the way that i flow is hypnotic
you know that my bars straight atomic
i live my life like a comic
huh, yeah, like a comic strip!

[outro: payday]
aye, life like a comic strip
aye, life like a comic strip
i’m tryna get up in those supreme panties, boy. like for real, young sir. gimme those supreeeeme panties
–payday!–

- lil phlegm lyrics

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