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lil smegma - cockholderz lyrics

[verse 1: yung sizzle]

i’m getting sucked by this b-tch that’s looking like professor x
she’s a wild thing, according to this pokedex
almost made me wreck on the way down to sonic
fedexed her off the freeway, finished in a sock with chronic
leaves in the colors of the supersonics
bump the delfonics, whip going super-sonic
got the super-sized burrito, asked for the “sizzle special”
she didn’t get the lingo, told her, “cheesesticks and her throat”
then i gave her -ss a medal
told her, “b-tch, you are the goat”
then i took her back home
farted on her pillow, gave the ho some pink eye
this hobbit b-tch small hands make a n-gga out a ch-nk guy
put my fist in her sphincter, she’s now a character in theater
put my web in her like peter parker
now i’ll park my c-ck up in this daughter’s mother
granny, auntie, sister, nannny
i don’t give a f-ck who’s c-ck-holding me
i’m bagging p-ssy like some groceries
i’ll hump that b-tch’s teddy too if i’m h-rny enough
i’m a mammoth cause my pants started growing a tusk
have this b-tch braid my p-b-s while i’m smoking a blunt
put it out on her b-tt
one hand on my d-ck, other one on a ramen cup
she slurps both till she’s stuffed
she’ll never get a n-gga cuffed
like a p5 trailer
listen to these words that i’m about to tell ya
everybody’s got one thing in common when they’re older:
at some point in time, they were a c-ck-holder

[verse 2: lil sm-gm-]

oh, these old b-tches? about to throw them away
with a big d-ck, wild p-ssy just like ‘noke
yeah, your b-tch a princess but she’s so strange
only f-cked her once and she’s addicted like rogaine
uh, i sell accessories and propane
shotgun to the head, leave you dead like cobain
yeah, just know your mom’s my c-ck-holder
running to my d-ck like she’s a f-cking lost soldier
uh, d-ck like a f-cking zweihander
b-lls like biggie smalls large as f-cking eight pandas
when i f-ck a b-tch, it’s like a stanza
so n-ggas sing anthems, i rather chill with my n-gga ansem
sell your mom for f-cking ransom
got your sister in my room with no f-cking pants on, n-gga
yeah, sitting here smoking doobies
with sizzle in the back playing kingdom hearts twoee
shoutouts to my n-gga ryan, buying grams with toonies
trying to get some booty, so i can eat that sh-t like f-cking poutine
this verse is hard as f-cking bruce lee
got b-tches trying to screw me
while haters f-cking boo me
yo, can you please excuse me?
uh, the flows just roll through me

- lil smegma lyrics

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