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lil' sphincter - flute diesel lyrics

[mystery intro]
i am holding on to the tube
and it’s shining and silver
and i’m getting ready to blow into it
it is a musical instrument
and it’s very difficult
but it sounds magnificent

[johny johny verse]
the air floods my lungs at a steady pace
and i feel lovely inside
it is known worldwide and i just drank fluoride
i’d like to k!ll a baby
then i’d eat the baby
sometimes i l!ck the baby
but it’s all in good fun
johny johny
yes papa?
eating sugar?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open your mouth
(lil’ sphincter screams)

[reveal verse]
what could it be? what will it be?
what could it be? what will it be?
what could it be?
it’s the flute
it’s the flute
it’s the flute
it’s the flute
[vin diesel]
i just played the flutе for you
are you happy now?
please lеt me go!
i think i’ve been here
since the year of 1984
i demand my release
i would just like to see my wife
karen, i hope you haven’t left me
otherwise, i will be mad
it’s not good when i am mad
so please don’t cheat on me
karen, i love you
please let me go, i have kids
please let me go, i have a wife
please let me go, no, not down there!
i would like to (indistinct)

[bargaining & acceptance]
am i gonna live?
will i die?
am i gonna live?
will i die?
am i gonna live?
no i won’t! (lil’ sphincter screams ‘won’t’)
no i won’t!
no i won’t!
no i won’t!
[retaliation & stockholm syndrome]
i am calling the cops
i do not want to be in your bas+m+nt
please leave me so i will buy all of fast & furious
it is my favorite movie, i would watch it all day long
no, i didn’t mean that literally, please let me go
come on vin diesel, i love you
i’d just like to marry you
but i don’t wanna be, like, down here forever
if this relationship is to flourish, you must release me
please, vin diesel
i love you

[vitamin d]
i need vitamin d
vitamin d
vitamin d
vitamin d
vitamin d
vi+ vitamin d
(lil’ sphincter screams)
vitamin d
vitamin d
vitamin d
vitamin d
d
d
d
vitamin d
d
d
d

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