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lil sweesh - star wars theories lyrics

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here i will seek to establish that jar jar binks, far from being simply the bumbling idiot he portrays himself as is in fact a highly sk!lled force user in terms of martial ability and mind control

furthermore, i assert that he was not, as many people assume, just an unwitting political tool manipulated by palpatine++ rather, he and palpatine were likely in collaboration from the very beginning, and it’s entirely possible that palpatine was a subordinate underling to binks throughout both trilogies

and finally, given the above, i will conclude with an argument as to why i believe it is not only possible, but plausible that jar jar will make a profound impact on the upcoming movies, and what his role may be

so first, let’s establish jar jar as a sk!lled warrior. while this does not in itself necessitate a connection with the physical force, it’s highly suggestive in the star wars universe++ very rarely do we see “normal” characters exhibiting extraordinary stuntwork or physical feats unless they are jedi, sith, or at least force sensitives

so here’s jar jar nonchalantly executing a standing 20+foot twisting somersault

now, taken out of context, if you were watching a star wars movie and saw a character casually execute this maneuver, you’d probably assume it was a jedi. in the context of jar jar, though, we don’t… because elsewhere he so thoroughly convinces us that he’s nothing more than a harmless dunce with his inane dialogu

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