lil' vermicelli - exponential zucchini growth lyrics
(upbeat music plays)
[verse 1: lil zucchini]
lil zucchini (in a horrible monotone voice): greetings ladies and gentlemen, (pause), this is my formal address to the public, regarding my feeling currently in life
-coughs-
(still rapping with a mono voice)
hey whats up, it’s lil zucchini
i got a good song, so prepare your weenie
f–ked a girl, her name was ana
shaved my c–k, like a banana
ate her -ss, potato chip
c–k so big she couldn’t get a grip
stuck it in, her -ssh0l- clenched
-unintelligible- like the grinch
filled her -ss, like a gogo squeeze™
i tore it in half, like a -unintellegible-
d-ck so long, its like a noodle
my peewee -unintelligible- like a poodle
sucked her toes, like spaghetti
when i nut, its like confetti
she wasn’t as thick as -unintelligible- krabs
she was so fat that she had toenail flabs
[verse 2: lil vermicelli]
lil vermicelli (actual rapping voice): eh hey hey hey!
w-ssup, its your boi, ummm… wait what is my name?
-paper crinkles-
lil vermicelli! it’s lil vermicelli…
lil vermicelli write me up cause i’m ready
i’m rapping so hard i make the jam into jelly
gotta hit up god’s plan cause these thots ain’t pure
don’t worry my thotzooka is the cure
i’m going in, slip it in
she’s a virgin but my d-ck is like a pin
thing is though, i’m still a good christian
cause my d-ck is so small she’s still a virgin
oh!
d-mn!
what is up with these raps, eh?
they’re going to f–king fast, yuh
i’m like jimmy neutron lmao gotta blast
my p-n-s is the size of a f–king -unintelligible-
and when the ladies see it they all get surprised they…
yo i looked down its like a f–king cooked string bean
eh!
lets go!
lil vermicelli got all of that flow
none of you p-ssy rap guys got that speed
y’all just way too f–king slow
so this is it, end of my song
not that bad cause i got a long shlong
wow this is trash, just like me
it’s time to dip, slip it in my -ss
-paper crinkles-
wait, what the f-ck?
the h-ll did i write that down for?
all right whatever, i’m f–king done here
we’re out
yeah
yeah
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