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lil weenie - candy van song lyrics

fbi, open up

pull up to the playground like stranger f+cking danger
yeah, i’m grouping all these kids like i’m a texas ranger
anyone want free candy
reach on over, give me a handy
hop in the van, then let me smell your panties
and if her age is on the clock
then she’s ready for my c+ck
f+cked her throat so d+mn hard she ain’t ever gonna talk
candy van, candy van
that’s why school zones got me banned
catch me outside disneyland
watch those kids walk on by
soon they bout’ start to cry

cruising down the street in an ice crеam truck
waiting for these kids i’m about to f+ck
man, teens aren’t thе same
if you’re younger than twelve, then your p+ssy is game
i’ll f+ck a little boy cause’ i ain’t got no shame
jared fogle ain’t sh+t, man f+ck subway
man, that sh+t is plain ass child’s play
can’t count the assh0l+s i’m about to slay
get two kids and, it’s a three+way
pull up child p+rn when i’m in the mood
makes me so d+mn h+rny seeing children nude
bring these kids to chuck+e+cheese
and they’ll get right down on their motherf+ckin’ knees
little boys ass looking so d+mn tasty
touching all these kids like i’m kevin sp+cey
little girls tits looking so d+mn frosty
slip a roofie in her juice box, you can call me cosby
aw sh+t we gotta speed this up boys

don’t mean to brag but i turn a little boys ass into a j+panese flag
my d+ck explode like a motherf+cking frag
can’t count the little girls i’m about to gag
chase after kids like it’s a game of tag
smothered that b+tch with a plastic bag
candy van, candy van
i touch as many kids i can
married a little kid like a motherf+cking afgan
and when she tries to tell her mommy i send that b+tch to heaven land

- lil weenie lyrics

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