lil wooshie – 2.19% gay! lyrics
[intro]
you’re really into those anime girls huh?
actually mom, they’re called traps and they’re far superior than just regular girls
in fact, girls don’t even do anything for me anymore
the concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity
is far more appealing than just the same old [?]
sorry mom, i don’t expect you to understand, but i googled it and i found out it’s only 2.19% g+y
so don’t sign me up for any lgbt support groups
it’s practically completely straight
[chorus: lil wooshie]
astolfo, on god a ten, buldgin’ bussy, that’s a win
i like traps, i don’t like men, in my defence, it’s two pеrcent
my waifu’s astolfo from fate, i see traps, i m+st+rbate
if you likе traps then you are based, it’s two percent so you’re still straight
astolfo, on god a ten, buldgin’ bussy, that’s a win
i like traps, i don’t like men, in my defence, it’s two percent
my waifu’s astolfo from fate, i see traps, i m+st+rbate
if you like traps then you are based, it’s two percent so you’re still straight
[verse 1: ovg!]
yuh, ovg! yeah, you know we likin’ anime
getting girls but in 2d but i don’t care about the hate
[?] look better than [?], you know that there’s no debate
got all of my figurines all up on my shelf display
ayy, gettin’ a bag, eatin’ a crab
you know my drip, you know it’s bad
ayy, got my body pillow so i’m feelin’ kinda glad
got an f on calculus, you know that i can’t do math
boutta get disowned ’cause my parents found out, ayy
livin’ on the streets, can’t read manga in my house
now i can’t watch anime, i’ma scream, i’ma pout
and i have to rizz real girls so my life is filled with doubt, ayy
got no rizz and i’m feelin’ really down bad
got no+one in my dm’s ’cause i’m not a chad
you know that i stay indoors so my dad gets really mad
feelin’ really lonely, need a cutie, really i wish i had
[verse 2: yunglex]
rappin’ ’bout this anime, won’t stop until i get a mill
ovg’s some cuties, see our records, know i signed the deal
feelin’ like genji ’cause you know i’m tryna cop a feel
3d girls are mid, that’s not cap just like k!ll la k!ll, yeah
i’m down bad (ayy, ayy), just want a trap (ayy, ayy)
i’m really sad, astolfo ain’t real, i can’t tap
go outside, touch some grass, feelin’ like a mega chad
discord mod, dad bod, he’ll never get some ass, d+mn
[outro]
lex, can you take me out of the cum jar now?
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