lil' yung swag bag - if i was lyrics
[intro]
(this is a lil’ yung swag bag production!)
guys, can we address the elephant in the room right now? (elephat noise)
[verse 1]
if i was autistic i would eat a sandwich
if i was autistic i would throw a frisbee
if i was autistic i would cross+stitch
if i was autistic i would drink whiskey
if i was autistic i would do the hokey+pokey
if i was autistic i would be a pterodactyl!
[verse 2]
if i was meatwad i would go see freddy fazbear
if i was meatwad i would sit on a chair
if i was meatwad i would eat an anchovy pear
if i was meatwad i would make free health care
if i was meatwad i would pay the bus fare
if i was meatwad i would partic+p+te in the monthly prayer
[verse 3]
if i had jaundice i would go see weird al
if i had jaundice i would go to golden corrall
if i had jaundice i would stab someone’s root c+n+l
[verse 4]
if i was a surgeon i would play hеllo neighbor
if i was a surgeon i would go into labour
if i was a surgeon i would еat a lifesaver
if i was a surgeon i would outlaw lifesavers
if i was a surgeon i would write a book
if i was a surgeon i would ouch i spilled my water
[verse 5]
if i was a mouse i would eat the cheese
if i was a mouse i’d say thank you and please
if i was a mouse i’d say geez louise
if i was a mouse i would have the bee’s knees
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